Chords for Stuttering Bum by the threshing mill boys

[Eb] I called you up last Saturday on my [Bb] telephone
_ _ Thanks for bringing me to the dance and letting me take [Eb] you home
_ I'm sorry I acted nervous as I started to [Ab] stammer and sweat
[Bb] Happened as soon as I saw your face and I haven't gotten [Eb] over it yet _
I stared at your great big blue, beautiful big [Bb] blue eyes
I wondered if you skoo skoo scrutinized all the [Eb] guys
_ And when you smiled I nearly sh-sh-shied to [Ab] the door
[Bb] I've never seen such pretty little tee tee tee tee [Eb] tee before _
I wasn't always shy like this, I went out [Bb] with other girls
I kissed them all on the back door step, let them [Eb] feel my curls
_ But ever since I met you down there in the farmer's [Ab] ball
[Bb] I can't ta-ta-ta-ta-talk and I can't say a word [Eb] at all _
My cocky cocky cocky cocky collar gets [Bb] awful tight.
_ _ I can't talk like the way I did [Eb] last night.
_ I get a funny feeling in my [Ab] brain.
_ [Bb] I can't move and I can't say a word [Eb] again. _ _
I stared at your creepy _ beautiful big [Bb] blue eyes.
_ I wondered if you _ _ scrutinized all [Eb] the guys.
_ When you smile I nearly shush out through [Ab] the door.
[Bb] I never seen such pretty little teeth, teeth [Eb] teeth before. _ _ _
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She said she'd see me Saturday night, I [Bb] put down the phone.
_ My tongue is back to normal now and I'm once more [Eb] alone.
_ _ And the next time that I see her, will be Saturday night [Ab] around ten.
[Bb] You can bet your bottom dollar I'll be stuttering [Eb] on the can. _ _
I'll grab her by the arms, _ [Bb] I'll push her inside.
_ I can take my courage in both hands and ask her to [Eb] be my bride.
_ And she holds my cocky cocky cocky hand like the way I know [Ab] she would.
[Bb] I'd cocky cocky cocky cover my face and cure [Eb] myself for good. _
I stared at your creepy beautiful [Bb] big blue eyes.
_ _ I wondered if you _ scrutinized [Eb] all the guys.
And when you smile I nearly shush out [Ab] through the door.
[Bb] I never seen such pretty little teeth, teeth teeth [Eb] before.
[Bb] I never seen such pretty little teeth, teeth teeth [Eb] before. _ _
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