Chords for Stuart
Tempo:
90 bpm
Chords used:
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F
Eb
Bb
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
You know what Stuart?
[C] I like you.
You're not like the other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get me [C] wrong.
They're fine people.
They're good Americans.
But they're content to sit back, maybe [A] watch a little more Dominion on Channel 57.
Maybe kick back a cool [Bb] Core 16 out there.
They're good, fine people, Stuart.
[D] But they don't know [F] what the queers are doing [C] to the soil.
[F] You know that Johnny Worcester kid that kids their [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some [F] of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] furrow owl.
[Bb] Just like his old man.
Dad, [Dm] get me a furrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live.
But a guy breaks down and flies in a furrow [A] owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] Worcester kid looking up in the tree. I say, what are you looking for? He says, I'm looking for my [Bb] furrow owl. [Eb] I say, jumping Jesus [Ab] on a polo stick. [Eb] Everybody knows the furrow [Ab] owl lives in a [Eb] hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call him [Eb] furrow owl anyway? [Bb] Now, Stuart, you think a kid like that is going to know [F] what the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of all this about 10 years ago, [F] the summer my oldest boy, Phil Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes [C] to town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a ride called the mixer. The man said, keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Phil Jr., he was a daredevil. Just [A] like his old man. He was leaning out then. [F] Hey, everybody, look at me. Look at me. Now, he was [C] decapitated. They found his [Ab] head over by the snow cone concession. A few days after that, I opened up the mail, [Eb] and there's a pamphlet in there called Blood Roll Colorado. And it's a chapter built to you. And it's entitled, [Eb] Do You Know What the [Bb] Queers Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, [F] Stuart, if you look at the soil around any [C] large US city with a big underground homosexual [F] population, Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around [C] Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it. You can't throw anything in it. The government says it's due to poor [A] farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queer. They're in it with the alien. [F] They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God. You know what, [C] Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other [F] people here in the trailer park.
[C] I like you.
You're not like the other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get me [C] wrong.
They're fine people.
They're good Americans.
But they're content to sit back, maybe [A] watch a little more Dominion on Channel 57.
Maybe kick back a cool [Bb] Core 16 out there.
They're good, fine people, Stuart.
[D] But they don't know [F] what the queers are doing [C] to the soil.
[F] You know that Johnny Worcester kid that kids their [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some [F] of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] furrow owl.
[Bb] Just like his old man.
Dad, [Dm] get me a furrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live.
But a guy breaks down and flies in a furrow [A] owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] Worcester kid looking up in the tree. I say, what are you looking for? He says, I'm looking for my [Bb] furrow owl. [Eb] I say, jumping Jesus [Ab] on a polo stick. [Eb] Everybody knows the furrow [Ab] owl lives in a [Eb] hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call him [Eb] furrow owl anyway? [Bb] Now, Stuart, you think a kid like that is going to know [F] what the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of all this about 10 years ago, [F] the summer my oldest boy, Phil Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes [C] to town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a ride called the mixer. The man said, keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Phil Jr., he was a daredevil. Just [A] like his old man. He was leaning out then. [F] Hey, everybody, look at me. Look at me. Now, he was [C] decapitated. They found his [Ab] head over by the snow cone concession. A few days after that, I opened up the mail, [Eb] and there's a pamphlet in there called Blood Roll Colorado. And it's a chapter built to you. And it's entitled, [Eb] Do You Know What the [Bb] Queers Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, [F] Stuart, if you look at the soil around any [C] large US city with a big underground homosexual [F] population, Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around [C] Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it. You can't throw anything in it. The government says it's due to poor [A] farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queer. They're in it with the alien. [F] They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God. You know what, [C] Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other [F] people here in the trailer park.
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You know what Stuart?
[C] I like you.
You're not like the other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get me [C] wrong.
They're fine people.
They're good Americans.
But they're content to sit back, maybe [A] watch a little more Dominion on Channel 57.
Maybe kick back a cool [Bb] Core 16 out there.
They're good, fine people, Stuart.
[D] But they don't know [F] what the queers are doing [C] to the soil.
_ _ [F] You know that Johnny Worcester kid that kids their [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some [F] of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] furrow owl.
[Bb] Just like his old man.
Dad, [Dm] get me a furrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live.
But a guy breaks down and flies in a furrow [A] owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] Worcester kid looking up in the tree. I say, what are you looking for? He says, I'm looking for my [Bb] furrow owl. [Eb] I say, jumping Jesus [Ab] on a polo stick. [Eb] Everybody knows the furrow [Ab] owl lives in a [Eb] hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call him [Eb] furrow owl anyway? [Bb] Now, Stuart, you think a kid like that is going to know [F] what the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of all this about 10 years ago, [F] the summer my oldest boy, Phil Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes [C] to town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a ride called the mixer. The man said, keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Phil Jr., he was a daredevil. Just [A] like his old man. He was leaning out then. [F] Hey, everybody, look at me. Look at me. Now, he was [C] decapitated. They found his [Ab] head over by the snow cone concession. A few days after that, I opened up the mail, [Eb] and there's a pamphlet in there called Blood Roll Colorado. And it's a chapter built to you. And it's entitled, [Eb] Do You Know What the [Bb] Queers Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, [F] Stuart, if you look at the soil around any [C] large US city with a big underground homosexual [F] population, Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around [C] Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it. You can't throw anything in it. The government says it's due to poor [A] farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queer. They're in it with the alien. [F] They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God. You know what, [C] Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other [F] people here in the trailer park. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] I like you.
You're not like the other people [F] here in the trailer park.
Oh, don't get me [C] wrong.
They're fine people.
They're good Americans.
But they're content to sit back, maybe [A] watch a little more Dominion on Channel 57.
Maybe kick back a cool [Bb] Core 16 out there.
They're good, fine people, Stuart.
[D] But they don't know [F] what the queers are doing [C] to the soil.
_ _ [F] You know that Johnny Worcester kid that kids their [C] papers in the neighborhood?
He's a fine kid.
Some [F] of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
[C] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a [Dm] furrow owl.
[Bb] Just like his old man.
Dad, [Dm] get me a furrow owl.
I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live.
But a guy breaks down and flies in a furrow [A] owl.
Anyway, 10.30.3 [F] the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's a [C] Worcester kid looking up in the tree. I say, what are you looking for? He says, I'm looking for my [Bb] furrow owl. [Eb] I say, jumping Jesus [Ab] on a polo stick. [Eb] Everybody knows the furrow [Ab] owl lives in a [Eb] hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call him [Eb] furrow owl anyway? [Bb] Now, Stuart, you think a kid like that is going to know [F] what the queers are doing to the soil? I first [C] became aware of all this about 10 years ago, [F] the summer my oldest boy, Phil Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes [C] to town every year? Well, this year they came to it with a ride called the mixer. The man said, keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times. But Phil Jr., he was a daredevil. Just [A] like his old man. He was leaning out then. [F] Hey, everybody, look at me. Look at me. Now, he was [C] decapitated. They found his [Ab] head over by the snow cone concession. A few days after that, I opened up the mail, [Eb] and there's a pamphlet in there called Blood Roll Colorado. And it's a chapter built to you. And it's entitled, [Eb] Do You Know What the [Bb] Queers Are Doing to Our Soil? Now, [F] Stuart, if you look at the soil around any [C] large US city with a big underground homosexual [F] population, Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around [C] Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it. You can't throw anything in it. The government says it's due to poor [A] farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queer. They're in it with the alien. [F] They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God. You know what, [C] Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other [F] people here in the trailer park. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _