Chords for Steve Poltz - Quarantine Blues (Belly Up Live) Recorded February 19, 2021
Tempo:
71.9 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
B
Em
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
And this is called Quarantine Blues.
Don't forget to tip your bartenders someday when we go back to playing.
[A] [E] [B]
[A] [E]
[A] [E] [B]
[A] I'm full of pity so I joined a [E] subcommittee.
I learned the word abrogation, tried to find a new [A] vocation, searched the whole skyscraper trying to steal some toilet paper.
Made a bong out of [B] a peach, I learned to brush my teeth with bleach.
[A] Prayed for a vaccine, I learned about [E] hydroxychloroquine, yeah.
I was sitting on the toilet trying to get some unemployment.
I stayed in the bathroom all meeting on Zoom.
Forgot I wasn't wearing [B] pants.
Did a little dance, [A] I was jiggling down below when everybody got a [E] free show.
I wore my sleeve on my heart, I found a new [A] body part.
I learned about zinc sulfate and how to meditate.
I was naked in a [B] cape, I tried to do some manscape.
[A] I lost a little bit of blood but I still felt like a [E] stud.
I high-fived a little kid, I thought I got [A] COVID.
Listened to Jerry Garcia, made my own tortillas.
Found a new [B] cake mix, I checked my body for ticks.
[A] Got run over by a bus in a tornado, almost [E] killed us all, yeah.
I became unemployed, started getting [A] paranoid.
I was eating a burrito and got bit [Em] by a mosquito.
Grew a garden full of cheer, I got cauliflower here.
[A] Read all of Macbeth and I learned how to [E] cook meth.
I drew my curtains shut, started acting [A] like a nut.
I've been growing almost double, I've been living [E] in a bubble.
Everything was [B] unbearable, I started feeling terrible.
[A] Thought I should buy a gun, instead I got a [E] man bun.
I got to get some social distance to help with my existence.
Need some logical assistance to a path of least resistance.
Feeling [B] undesirous and no one wants to hire us.
[A] Learned every song by Miley Cyrus and [E] all about coronavirus.
I'm a midnight lurker, I'm a least [A] essential worker.
You don't even have to ask, I use my undies [E] for a mask.
You know I [B] understand, I gotta wash my hands.
[A] I might have worms, but I don't have demon [E] sperm.
I got a stimulus check, but I feel [A] like a wreck.
I've become a decent cook, I read every [E] single book.
I might blast [B] off, but I cover [A] my cough.
My pants are getting baggy and I'm looking kinda [E] shaggy, uh-huh.
I'm a [D] king of the new and no one can make me [Ab] a crescendo.
You know I love my hair, but I just [D] don't care.
Maybe I should join the [B] Navy, I should get myself a shaver.
[A] Accidentally got a COVID kiss, I think I need a [E] exorcist.
I don't [Em] really want a buddy, but I'm feeling [A] like a shudder.
Now I'm sweating in my body and I'm looking kinda snotty.
Need a nurse, [B] I'm supposed to shove a Q-tip up my nose.
[A] I'm getting kinda grouchy, I'm in love with Dr.
[E] Fauci, uh-huh.
I guess that I could steal a tank, I may be going rob a bank.
I can watch my arteries hot until I get a pot.
I don't need to wear shoes, I guess I'll hit [A] snooze.
I was born to lose, I got the [E] quarantine blues.
I got the quarantine blues.
Quarantine.
I gotta hit snooze.
Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure playing in your wonderful city.
[E]
[Em]
Don't forget to tip your bartenders someday when we go back to playing.
[A] [E] [B]
[A] [E]
[A] [E] [B]
[A] I'm full of pity so I joined a [E] subcommittee.
I learned the word abrogation, tried to find a new [A] vocation, searched the whole skyscraper trying to steal some toilet paper.
Made a bong out of [B] a peach, I learned to brush my teeth with bleach.
[A] Prayed for a vaccine, I learned about [E] hydroxychloroquine, yeah.
I was sitting on the toilet trying to get some unemployment.
I stayed in the bathroom all meeting on Zoom.
Forgot I wasn't wearing [B] pants.
Did a little dance, [A] I was jiggling down below when everybody got a [E] free show.
I wore my sleeve on my heart, I found a new [A] body part.
I learned about zinc sulfate and how to meditate.
I was naked in a [B] cape, I tried to do some manscape.
[A] I lost a little bit of blood but I still felt like a [E] stud.
I high-fived a little kid, I thought I got [A] COVID.
Listened to Jerry Garcia, made my own tortillas.
Found a new [B] cake mix, I checked my body for ticks.
[A] Got run over by a bus in a tornado, almost [E] killed us all, yeah.
I became unemployed, started getting [A] paranoid.
I was eating a burrito and got bit [Em] by a mosquito.
Grew a garden full of cheer, I got cauliflower here.
[A] Read all of Macbeth and I learned how to [E] cook meth.
I drew my curtains shut, started acting [A] like a nut.
I've been growing almost double, I've been living [E] in a bubble.
Everything was [B] unbearable, I started feeling terrible.
[A] Thought I should buy a gun, instead I got a [E] man bun.
I got to get some social distance to help with my existence.
Need some logical assistance to a path of least resistance.
Feeling [B] undesirous and no one wants to hire us.
[A] Learned every song by Miley Cyrus and [E] all about coronavirus.
I'm a midnight lurker, I'm a least [A] essential worker.
You don't even have to ask, I use my undies [E] for a mask.
You know I [B] understand, I gotta wash my hands.
[A] I might have worms, but I don't have demon [E] sperm.
I got a stimulus check, but I feel [A] like a wreck.
I've become a decent cook, I read every [E] single book.
I might blast [B] off, but I cover [A] my cough.
My pants are getting baggy and I'm looking kinda [E] shaggy, uh-huh.
I'm a [D] king of the new and no one can make me [Ab] a crescendo.
You know I love my hair, but I just [D] don't care.
Maybe I should join the [B] Navy, I should get myself a shaver.
[A] Accidentally got a COVID kiss, I think I need a [E] exorcist.
I don't [Em] really want a buddy, but I'm feeling [A] like a shudder.
Now I'm sweating in my body and I'm looking kinda snotty.
Need a nurse, [B] I'm supposed to shove a Q-tip up my nose.
[A] I'm getting kinda grouchy, I'm in love with Dr.
[E] Fauci, uh-huh.
I guess that I could steal a tank, I may be going rob a bank.
I can watch my arteries hot until I get a pot.
I don't need to wear shoes, I guess I'll hit [A] snooze.
I was born to lose, I got the [E] quarantine blues.
I got the quarantine blues.
Quarantine.
I gotta hit snooze.
Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure playing in your wonderful city.
[E]
[Em]
Key:
A
E
B
Em
D
A
E
B
And this is called Quarantine Blues.
Don't forget to tip your bartenders someday when we go back to playing.
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_ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _
[A] I'm full of pity so I joined a [E] subcommittee.
_ I learned the word abrogation, tried to find a new [A] vocation, searched the whole skyscraper trying to steal some toilet paper.
Made a bong out of [B] a peach, I learned to brush my teeth with bleach.
[A] Prayed for a vaccine, I learned about [E] hydroxychloroquine, yeah.
_ I was sitting on the toilet trying to get some unemployment.
I stayed in the bathroom all meeting on Zoom.
Forgot I wasn't wearing [B] pants.
Did a little dance, [A] I was jiggling down below when everybody got a [E] free show.
_ I wore my sleeve on my heart, I found a new [A] body part.
I learned about zinc sulfate and how to meditate.
I was naked in a [B] cape, I tried to do some manscape.
[A] I lost a little bit of blood but I still felt like a [E] stud.
_ I high-fived a little kid, I thought I got [A] COVID.
Listened to Jerry Garcia, made my own tortillas.
Found a new [B] cake mix, I checked my body for ticks.
[A] Got run over by a bus in a tornado, almost [E] killed us all, yeah.
_ I became unemployed, started getting [A] paranoid.
I was eating a burrito and got bit [Em] by a mosquito.
Grew a garden full of cheer, I got cauliflower here.
[A] Read all of Macbeth and I learned how to [E] cook meth.
_ I drew my curtains shut, started acting [A] like a nut.
I've been growing almost double, I've been living [E] in a bubble.
Everything was [B] unbearable, I started feeling terrible.
[A] Thought I should buy a gun, instead I got a [E] man bun.
_ I got to get some social distance to help with my existence.
Need some logical assistance to a path of least resistance.
Feeling [B] undesirous and no one wants to hire us.
[A] Learned every song by Miley Cyrus and [E] all about coronavirus.
_ I'm a midnight lurker, I'm a least [A] essential worker.
You don't even have to ask, I use my undies [E] for a mask.
You know I [B] understand, I gotta wash my hands.
[A] I might have worms, but I don't have demon [E] sperm.
_ I got a stimulus check, but I feel [A] like a wreck.
I've become a decent cook, I read every [E] single book.
I might blast [B] off, but I cover [A] my cough.
My pants are getting baggy and I'm looking kinda [E] shaggy, uh-huh.
_ I'm a [D] king of the new and no one can make me [Ab] a crescendo.
You know I love my hair, but I just [D] don't care.
Maybe I should join the [B] Navy, I should get myself a shaver.
[A] Accidentally got a COVID kiss, I think I need a [E] exorcist.
I don't [Em] really want a buddy, but I'm feeling [A] like a shudder.
Now I'm sweating in my body and I'm looking kinda snotty.
Need a nurse, [B] I'm supposed to shove a Q-tip up my nose.
[A] I'm getting kinda grouchy, I'm in love with Dr.
[E] Fauci, uh-huh.
I guess that I could steal a tank, I may be going rob a bank.
I can watch my arteries hot until I get a pot.
I don't need to wear shoes, I guess I'll hit [A] snooze.
I was born to lose, I got the [E] quarantine blues.
_ I got the quarantine blues.
Quarantine.
I gotta hit snooze.
Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure playing in your wonderful city. _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Don't forget to tip your bartenders someday when we go back to playing.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _
[A] I'm full of pity so I joined a [E] subcommittee.
_ I learned the word abrogation, tried to find a new [A] vocation, searched the whole skyscraper trying to steal some toilet paper.
Made a bong out of [B] a peach, I learned to brush my teeth with bleach.
[A] Prayed for a vaccine, I learned about [E] hydroxychloroquine, yeah.
_ I was sitting on the toilet trying to get some unemployment.
I stayed in the bathroom all meeting on Zoom.
Forgot I wasn't wearing [B] pants.
Did a little dance, [A] I was jiggling down below when everybody got a [E] free show.
_ I wore my sleeve on my heart, I found a new [A] body part.
I learned about zinc sulfate and how to meditate.
I was naked in a [B] cape, I tried to do some manscape.
[A] I lost a little bit of blood but I still felt like a [E] stud.
_ I high-fived a little kid, I thought I got [A] COVID.
Listened to Jerry Garcia, made my own tortillas.
Found a new [B] cake mix, I checked my body for ticks.
[A] Got run over by a bus in a tornado, almost [E] killed us all, yeah.
_ I became unemployed, started getting [A] paranoid.
I was eating a burrito and got bit [Em] by a mosquito.
Grew a garden full of cheer, I got cauliflower here.
[A] Read all of Macbeth and I learned how to [E] cook meth.
_ I drew my curtains shut, started acting [A] like a nut.
I've been growing almost double, I've been living [E] in a bubble.
Everything was [B] unbearable, I started feeling terrible.
[A] Thought I should buy a gun, instead I got a [E] man bun.
_ I got to get some social distance to help with my existence.
Need some logical assistance to a path of least resistance.
Feeling [B] undesirous and no one wants to hire us.
[A] Learned every song by Miley Cyrus and [E] all about coronavirus.
_ I'm a midnight lurker, I'm a least [A] essential worker.
You don't even have to ask, I use my undies [E] for a mask.
You know I [B] understand, I gotta wash my hands.
[A] I might have worms, but I don't have demon [E] sperm.
_ I got a stimulus check, but I feel [A] like a wreck.
I've become a decent cook, I read every [E] single book.
I might blast [B] off, but I cover [A] my cough.
My pants are getting baggy and I'm looking kinda [E] shaggy, uh-huh.
_ I'm a [D] king of the new and no one can make me [Ab] a crescendo.
You know I love my hair, but I just [D] don't care.
Maybe I should join the [B] Navy, I should get myself a shaver.
[A] Accidentally got a COVID kiss, I think I need a [E] exorcist.
I don't [Em] really want a buddy, but I'm feeling [A] like a shudder.
Now I'm sweating in my body and I'm looking kinda snotty.
Need a nurse, [B] I'm supposed to shove a Q-tip up my nose.
[A] I'm getting kinda grouchy, I'm in love with Dr.
[E] Fauci, uh-huh.
I guess that I could steal a tank, I may be going rob a bank.
I can watch my arteries hot until I get a pot.
I don't need to wear shoes, I guess I'll hit [A] snooze.
I was born to lose, I got the [E] quarantine blues.
_ I got the quarantine blues.
Quarantine.
I gotta hit snooze.
Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure playing in your wonderful city. _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _