Chords for Steve Poltz - I Want All My Friends To Be Happy (2015)

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_ _ [C] _ I want [E] all my friends to be [Am] happy. _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ I want all my friends to find [G] love. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ I [E] want all my friends to share [Am] good things _ and be [D] blessed by the light.
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_ _ _ _ I _ [C] _
_ [E] want all my friends to be [Am] hopeful, _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
not to be _ slaves to [G] a bank.
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I [E] hope that my friends, they never [Am]
have to _ _ _ _ [D]
roll through the streets in [G] a tank.
I _ _ want _ _ [F] _ _
all my friends to have [C] kitchens _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [F] stacked up [G] with _ [Am] bountiful food. _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ I hope they [G] wake with a [C] smile _ that _ says words like, _ [G]
totes, adorbs, [Am] us, and dudes.
_ _ _ [C] I want [E] all my friends to know [Am] _ laughter, _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ uncontrollable from deep [G] in the gut. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] I [E] want all my friends to have [Am] fine shoes _ _ and [D] to pat someone cute _ [G] on the butt. _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ I want all [G] my friends to go travel, go travel, and [F] to see the world for [Gm] just, just [Am] one year.
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This world's a beautiful [G] place to [C] inhabit.
_ _ _ _ _ It's a big melting [A] pot made of [Am] jizz.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
_ My mom was like, couldn't you [F] find a better rhyme?
_ _ _ _ [G] So I did.
She made me rewrite it.
[C] A big melting pot made of _ [Am] semen. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ She got really bummed.
She's like, no, it's got to rhyme with is.
I'm like, well, the only word that rhymes with is is jizz, mom.
_ She's like, let me rewrite it.
She's 85.
She rewrote it to this. _
[C] A big melting [G] pot made [Am] of bliss.
_ _ _ So good.
I never even thought of bliss.
I thought it was jizz. _ _
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[Em] I want all my [E] friends to dance [Am] naked.
_ _ _ _ Except my mom says there's a difference between naked and necked. _ _
Naked's when you're naked and necked's when you're naked and nothing no good.
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I [E] want all my friends to dance [Am]
naked.
_ _ Naked, naked, naked, naked.
[F] _
So all of their neighbors [G] can see.
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I [E] want them all to be [Am]
colorblind.
_ _ _ And to keep [D] those skinhead racists far [G] away from me. _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ I want all my [G] straight friends [C] to love. _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ All of the [G] gay friends I [Am] have. _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ I'd love [G] it if y'all went to [C] dinner. _ _
_ Because my gay friends always pick up [Am] the tab. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Em] I want all my [E] friends to be [Am] healthy.
_ _ I made up this verse for my friend Keva who passed away last year of cancer.
_ [C] _ _ I want [E] all my friends to be [Am] healthy. _ _ _ _
And [F] when they see kale, they're green.
It's not [G] just too scot. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] I want them [E] to live long [Am] and prosper.
_ _ _ [Em] And to [D] tell cancer, tell cancer to just [G] go fuck off.
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I want all my [G] friends to know [C] one thing.
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That one [Dm] day [Gm] when I'm long and dead and [Am] gone.
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I want [G] them to know that I [C] love them, I love them.
_ That that's why I wrote them this [Am] song. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] Because I want all [Em] my friends [A] to be happy.
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_ _ _ _ [F] I want all my friends to [G] find love. _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ [Em] I want all my friends to share [Am] good things. _
And _ be [D] blessed by the light [G] from above. _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ _ [Am] Faridaba _ _ Faridaba
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[E] _ _ Faridaba
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[F] _ Faridaba Faridaba
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_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ I _ _ want [D] _ all [Gm] my friends to be happy. _ _
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