Chords for Steve Martin What I Believe

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What _ I believe. _
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_ _ [F#] I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and [C#] fairy tales.
[A#m] And I believe in the family. _
[B] Mom, [G#] Dad, Grandma.
[C#] And Uncle Todd waves his penis.
_ _ [F#] _ And I believe in eight of the ten [C#] commandments.
_ And I believe in going to [D#m] church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
[G#m] And I believe _ [C#m] sex is one of the most beautiful, [B] _ wholesome, _ [G#m]
natural things [C#m] money [F#] can buy. _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ And [D#] I believe it's [A#m] derogatory to refer to a [G#] woman's breasts as boobs, _ _ [C#] jugs, Winnebago's, or [F#] golden [F#] bozos.
_ And you [Fm] should only refer to them [A#m] as _ hooters.
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And _ _ I [Em] believe you [G#m] should place a woman on a pedestal _ _ [Fm] _
high enough [C#m] she can look up her [C#] dress.
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And I [F#] believe in _ _ _
[Fm] equality.
_ [A#m] Equality for [D#m] everyone, no matter how stupid they are [Em] or how much better I am than they are.
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People say I'm crazy for believing this, _ but I [Em] believe _ [C] that robots are stealing my [Fm] luggage.
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[Cm] And I believe [C#] _ that Ronald Reagan can [F#] make this country what it once was, _
[F] _ [C#] Arctic region covered with ice.
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And I believe _ [Em] that the only good laugh is [F] the laugh you get from a professional comedian. _
And _ lastly, [Em] _ _ I [C] believe that of all the evils on this earth, [Dm] _ there's nothing worse _ _ than the music you're [G] listening to right now. _ _
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