Chords for Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers - Atheists Don't Have No Songs

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_ _ _ _ You know, religious people have such beautiful music and art, and atheists really have nothing.
_ _ _ _ Until now. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ A little tune called, Atheists Don't Have No Songs. _ _ _ _ _
_ Christians have their hymns and pages, _ _ Habanagilas for the Jews.
Baptists have the rock of ages, _ Atheists just sing the blues.
[Db] _ Romantics [Bb] _
play Clair de Lune, Born again, sing He is Risen.
But no one ever wrote a tune, For godless _ _ existentialism.
[D] _ For atheists, there's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith.
In [Abm] their songs, they have a [A] rule, The he is always [Bb] lower case. _
[N] _ [Bb] The he is [D] always lower case. _
_ [N] _ Some folks sing, [F] Some folks sing a Bachantata,
Bachantata, _ Lutherans get Christmas trees.
Atheists songs add up to nada, Up to nada, but they do,
Have [Bb] Sundays free, Have Sundays free. _ _
[C] _ _ _ Pentecostals sing, Pentecostals sing,
Sing to heaven, Sing to heaven,
Coptics have [F] the book of scrolls, [Gm] Numerologists count,
Numerologists count, They count [F] to seven,
Count to seven, _ Atheists have rock [Bb] and roll.
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For atheists, there's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith.
In their songs, they have a rule, The he is always lower case.
The he is always lower _ case.
_ [Bb] Atheists, Atheists, _ [C] Atheists,
_ _ Don't have no thoughts, [G]
Christians have, Christians have their [Gb] hymns and pages,
Hymns and pages, [C] Habanergy [Ab]-less for the [N] Jews,
For the Jews, Baptists have the rock of ages,
Rock of ages, Atheists [C] just sing [E] the blues. _
Catholics, dress up for mass, And listen to Gregorian chants.
Atheists, just take a pass, Watch football in their [G] _ _
underpants,
[E] Watch football in their [C] _ _
underpants.
Atheists, Atheists, _ _
[D] _ Atheists,
[B] Don't have no songs, Don't have no [D] songs.
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