Chords for Steve Goodman - This Hotel Room 1975

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_ _ [E] _ [C] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [C] _
This hotel room got a lot of stuff.
A laundry bag [Abm] and a [C] shoeshine cloth.
_ 32 hangers and a touch-tone phone with a light that goes on [G] when I [C] ain't home.
[F] I ain't home, [C] I ain't home.
You better leave a message [Abm] cause I [C] ain't [F] home.
They _ [C] _ _ _
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got an air conditioner for when I'm hot.
A radiator [B] for when [C]
I'm not.
Two big chairs sitting side by side with a holy bible [G] and a [C] TV guide.
[F] TV guide, [C] TV guide, great God almighty [G] it's a [C] TV guide.
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They got a second story view [F] from [C] curb to curb.
A sign that says please don't disturb.
A _ monogrammed [F] towel [C] and a bucket of rice.
A chest of drawers and [G] a mirror [C] that [F] lies.
A mirror that lies, [C] a mirror that lies.
That can't be me, [B] yeah it's a mirror [C]
that lies.
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_ _ _ _ [Gbm] _ [G] _ [F] _ [C]
They got a room service menu for food and drink.
A porcelain throne [Abm] and aluminum [C]
sink.
Two big [Dm] pillows [C] to rest my head.
Magic fingers on a king size bed.
Pull in the cord and turn out the light.
Magic [Gb] fingers make [F] you feel alright, feel alright, [C] _ feel alright.
Magic fingers make [G] you feel [C] _
[F] alright, feel alright, [C] feel alright.
_ Magic [G] fingers make you [C] feel alright.
This hotel is alright with me.
And they pay the [G] postage if you [C] lose the key.
This hotel room got a lot of stuff.
But I believe [F] I've had [C]
enough.
I [F] call [C] my baby, say don't you find I'm packing my bags and [G] I'm [C] checking out.
Just [F] as soon [C] as you hang up that telephone, stick a candle in the window, I'm coming home, I'm [F] coming home.
[C] _ Coming home, stick a candle in the [B] window, [G] I'm [C] coming home, [F] _ coming home.
[C] _ Coming home, stick a candle in [Gb] the window, [G] I'm [C] coming home.
[F] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Ab] _ [B] _ [C] _
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