Chords for Stephen Lynch - Vanilla Ice Cream

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Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
[Bb] It matters [Fm] of the heart [Bb] sometimes the truth will [Fm] have a sting
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Just don't [Fm] take it [Bb] personally.
This is [Fm] no attack
[Bb] But we will [Fm] never last [Ab] because I'm white [Eb] and you [F]
are also white
[Bb] I only like black [Fm] girls the brown [Ab] girls the cafe [Eb] au lait
[Bb] Caramel [Fm] girls and mocha [Ab] girls just blow [Eb] me away
[Bb] If you want to [Fm] be and I want you to [Ab] be in every [Eb] fantasy
But if [Fm] you're a whitey say 90-90, [Eb] you're just not the girl for [Bb] me
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_ [Bb] _ [Fm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Fm] Well, I hate vanilla ice cream I like chocolate instead [Bb] I hope she [Fm] likes her soul food [Bb] with a little wonder [Fm] bread
[Bb] Don't call it [Fm] jungle fever cuz that just isn't [Bb] right.
I [Fm] am NOT a racist.
Some of [Eb] my best friends [F] are white
I prefer black [Fm] girls the brown [Ab] girls the cafe [Eb] au lait
[Bb] Caramel [Fm] girls and mocha [Ab] girls just blow [Eb] me away
[Bb] If you're a [Fm] cracker, you better get [Ab] black or else you [Eb] best get out
[Bb] It is no [Fm] mystery.
I like a sister.
See that's what I'm [Bb] talking about
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_ [Fm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Fm] _ Our wedding song will be [Bb] ebony and [Fm] ivory
[Bb] And we'll sing [Fm] Christmas carols [Bb] round the old Kwanzaa tree
But color is [Fm] not the issue here [Bb] it's dignity [Fm] it's class [Bb] it's all about [Fm] her heart.
Okay, it's partly [F] about that _
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[Bb] If you're a [Fm] honky you're singing the [Ab] wrong key, it's the [Eb] honest truth [Bb] the skin that she's [Fm] dwelling in must contain melanin
That is the [Bb] fountain of you
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[Fm] Thomas Jefferson [Bb] _ _ [Fm] _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Fm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Fm] _ [Bb] Robert De Niro
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_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] David _ [Fm] Bowie
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[Bb] _ [Fm] to a certain [Bb] extent
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[Bb] that dance
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