Hallelujah Chords by Stephen Lynch

[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] I want to write you a poem [G] that stands the test of all time
[Am] A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, a note [F] with meter and rhythm and rhyme
[C] I wanted to speak of your virtue, [G] sing praise to your stature and poise
[Am] I wanted to capture your beauty, [F] the soul that's alive in your voice
[C] I wanted to tell of your wisdom, [G] of the courage within your heart's source
[Am] But all I can think of is how I'd be [F] loving them [G] big, big, big [C] titties of yours
_ [Bb] Oh, [F] _ _ [C] hallelujah, _ _ [Bb] oh, [F] _ [C] my heart sings, _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] hallelujah of _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ [C] those things
_ _ [C] _ _ _ They bounce like a kid on a trampoline, [G] they swing like a 40's jazz band
[Am] They stand up like a rock solid alibi, [F] they don't even fit in my hand
[C] They curve like a pitch in the big leagues, [G] they burn with a passion so hot
[Am] And that is the reason I can't wait to [F] squeeze on them [G] big, big, big [C] titties you've got _ _
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[Gm] Oh, [F] _ [C] love's in the air, _ _
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ [C] hallelujah, _ _ _
[Bb] oh, [F] _ [C] what a pair
Oh, [Em]
[Am] I [G] need to need [F] them like sculptors [G] need clay
[Am] They dance in [G] my dreams [F] in a graceful [G] ballet
[Am] I'll kiss them [G] so sweetly, [F] goodnight at [G] the end of [C] the day
They're _ _ _ [F]
[C] firm like a John Grisham novel, [G] they swell like a wave in the sea
[Am] No matter what part of the room that I'm in, [F] they're always looking at me
[C] They're soft like the cheek of a baby, [G] they're sweet like the honey of bees
[Am] I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them [F] someday [G] when they're touching [C] your _ knees
[Bb] Oh, _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ [Bb] oh, _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Bb] oh, [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Bb] oh, [F] _ [C] my knees, _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ [Bb] oh, _ [F] _ [C] double D's
Oh, God, my people [Bb] are [F] giving _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
you a world to [Bb] feed
[F] But _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Bb] I [F] said, [C] set them free _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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