Any Major Dude Will Tell You Chords by Steely Dan

[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ I've never seen you looking so [D] bad, my fruity one
You [A] _ tell me that your super fine [G] mind has come undone
_ [Bm] Any major [F#m] dude with half a heart [B] surely will tell you, my friend
_ [Bm] Any minor [F#m] world it breaks apart [B] falls together again
[Bm] When the demon is [A] at your door
[G] In the morning it [F#m] won't be [B] there no [Em] more
[Dm] Any major dude [F#m] will tell you
Any [D] _ _ [Dm] major dude [A] will tell you
[G] Have [A] _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [G] _ [Em] _ [A] _ [G] _ [A] _ [G] _
[A] _ you ever seen a squawks tears?
Well, [D] look at mine
The [A] _ people on the street [G] have all seen better time
[D] Any major [F#m] dude with half a heart [B] surely will tell you, my friend _
[Bm] Any minor [F#m] world it breaks apart [B] falls together again
[Bm] When the demon is [A] at your door
[G] In the morning it [F#m] won't be [B] there no [A] more
[G] Any major dude [F#m] will tell you _
[D] Any _ [Dm] major dude [A] will tell you
[G] I [A] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ [Em] _
[A] _ [G] _ [A] _ [G] _ [F#m] _ [G#m] can tell you all I [A] know the where to [C#m] go the what to [F#m] do
You [G#m] can try to run but you [Bm] can't hide from what's inside [E] of [A] you _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] Any major [F#m] dude with half a heart [B] surely will tell you, my friend
[F#m] Any minor world it breaks apart [G#m] falls together again
_ [Bm] When the demon is at [A] your door
[G] In the morning it won't [F#m] be there [B] no [A] more
[B] Any major dude [F#m] will tell you
Any [D] _ [G] major [B] dude will tell you
[D] _ [Am] [F] Ooh
[G] Any major dude will [A] tell you
_ [G] _ [A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _
[G] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _