Chords for Steel Panther - James Durbin - Sweet Child O Mine - Rams Head Live Baltimore 5/17/12

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_ _ _ _ We went back there and fucking James Durbin was already banging that transvestite.
So we were [G] like, what the fuck?
I can't [Eb] believe it.
[D] So weird.
Who knew?
_ _ [Gb] Make some noise for James Durbin and his fucking [D] bitchin' band tonight, by the way. _ _
_ _ [N] I'm too emotional for the rest of the 10-year period and fucking late.
You know what we should do?
Let's bring James Durbin out and fucking do a song with him right fucking now.
What do you wanna do?
[G] Let's bring him out and do a song with him right now.
What do you wanna do?
Let's bring him out [N] and do a song with him.
What do you wanna do?
I just told you what I wanted to do.
James Durbin to the audience, get on stage.
Hey, that's my fucking voice. _ _ _ _
Hey, everybody, James Durbin.
Make some noise. _
_ _ _ [B] Now, I know what you're thinking, and yes, there is a good chance that James is [G] actually Michael Starr's [Ab] son.
_ _ _ _ I talked to a [Eb] lot of fucking [Abm] girls back in the 80s and they do look kinda similar [F] and _ _ _ _ _
[D] Michael doesn't wear a condom, so.
_ [G] Alright, check it out.
We already figured out what we're gonna do, alright?
I know, I know, I know.
What's that?
What are we gonna do?
Well, we figured [Ab] it out and I'll tell you what we did.
Hey, Jeff, can I get a spare mic for you, Jeff?
Check it out.
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Everybody knows that we love heavy metal, [Ab] right? _ _ _
_ Everybody knows Steve, Kevin, Bruce, we've been playing in Hollywood [Gb] for fucking 12 years
every Monday night and in Vegas every fucking Saturday and Friday.
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_ And then we started [Ab] putting out records, but the reason we fucking love heavy metal [N] is
because of bands like fucking Motley Crue, motherfucker. _ _ _ _ _
[C] And let me tell you something, this [E] motherfucker can sing [Eb] some fucking heavy metal and bands
[E] like fucking [F] Guns N' Roses, what's up?
_ And Van [Ab] Halen.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ But [Cm] we're not gonna do that one.
[G] We're gonna do Sweet Child O' Mine, [Eb] let's see if you guys dance with me. _ _ _ _ _
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_ See that smile that it seems to be [B] when I meet my _ _ _
[Eb] pretty [Gb] girl.
The thing with me. _
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_ _ Now I _ see your [Db] face, take me away to that [Eb] special place.
[Gb] Instead of feeling lost, [Db] _ I cry. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ Oh, _
[B] _ Sweet Child [Db] O' Mine. _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ Oh, _
[B] _ Sweet Child [Db] O' Mine. _
Open up the waters. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ See that eye _ with scars [B] and the effect of _ _ pain.
[Gb] I hate to look into [Ab] the sky [Db] and see how it's made. _ _ _
I'm the only one who made [B] me.
And I just die.
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Oh, _ _ [B] _ _ _ [Eb] _
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [Gb] Sweet Child [Db] O' Mine.
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_ _ _ _ Where do we go now?
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[Ab] Nowhere.
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And where do we go?
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_ _ _ [Db] We shine.
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_ _ _ [Gb] Oh, Sweet Child O' Mine. _
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