Community Property Chords by Steel Panther

[Ab] I would give you the stars in [C] the sky, but they're too far [Bb] away
[Ebm] _ If you are a [Ab] hooker [Cm] you'd know, I'd be happy [Bb] to pay
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If [Ab] _ suddenly you [Cm] were a guy, I'd be suddenly [Bb] gay
Cause [Eb] my heart [Ab] belongs [Bb] to you
_ [Eb] My love is [Ab] pure [Bb] and true
_ [Eb] My heart [Ab] belongs [Bb] to you
[Eb] But my [Ab] cock is community property
_ You're the only girl that I'd [Cm] screw
When I'm not on [Bb] the road _ _
_ [Ab] _ I come home, my [Cm] dinner's made
And the front lawn [Bb] is mine
_ _ [Ab] I'll kiss your mouth, [Cm] even after you swallow
[Bb] Cause _ [Eb] my heart [Ab] belongs [Bb] to you _
[Eb] There ain't nothing [Ab] that I [Bb] wouldn't do for [Cm] you
[Eb] My heart [Ab] belongs [Bb] to you
[Ab] But my cock is community property _
[Eb] [Bb] But [Cm] I'll make [Ab] it clear, to [Eb] your [Bb] retainer
[Cm] Politics are free [Ab] spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't [Bb] chain it down
[Cm] _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm]
But maybe [Ab] I _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm]
can, [Ab] yeah
_ _ _ I love you so much [Cm] it hurts
From my head to [Bb] my feet _
_ [Ab] [Ebm] I think of you when [Cm] I can't
Help but fondle [Bb] my meat
_ [Ab] I see your face [Cm] every time
That I go out [Bb] and cheat _
_ Cause _ [Eb] my heart [Ab]
belongs [Bb] to you
_ [Eb] There ain't nothing [Ab] that I [Bb] wouldn't do
_ [Cm] [Eb] My heart [Ab]
belongs [Bb] to you
But my [Eb] cock [Ab] is [Bb] community property
Yeah, [Eb] yeah, [Ab] yeah
No, [Bb] no, no
My cock is [Eb] community [Ab] property
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] Yeah, _ [Ab] _
_ [Bb] _ yeah, yeah Community [Eb] property
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