Chords for Steam Powered Giraffe - The Suspender Man (Audio)

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_ _ [Dm] One _ _ _ _ _ moonlit _ [Ab] night _ _
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_ _ _ One moonlit night on the Bioware Sea, oh well
The air was sweet and the fog was [C] _ Bioware
[Dm] The gators were all drinking tea
[Bb] In a dreamy pants-less glee
I [F] saw a suspended _ man
A [C] banjo holstered in his hands
He had [Dm] the biggest white suspenders I ever did see
[Bb] _ Gallergy, that's what I [F] seen
He flipped the brim of his hat
[C] And this is what he said to me
_ [Dm] Mr.
Robot, I am a suspender [Bb] _ man
_ _ [F] And this banjo has shown me the promised [C] _ land
_ _ [Dm] Now I'll play you a song, but in return
You put the shiny coin right here in my hand
[F] I'll play you something _ fine
My [C] music's gonna blow your mind
So I [Dm] flipped my coin into his pot
I [Gm] gotta admit, it wasn't a lot
[Dm] To sense him and his fingers wriggle
[Gm] He plucked those strings and belched a giggle
[Dm] He dapped his foot out like a hound
[Gm] Ignited up the _ [Dm] unholy _ sun
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] And I ain't never, never, [Dm] never, never, never, never, never, [Am] never, never, never, never, never, never, never, [C] never, never, never, never, never, never, never heard [Dm] anything so _ _ great
All the vendors were [Bb] big _ suspenders, [F] that's what everybody [Dm] wants to _ wear.
_ They'd stretch to _ _ [Bb] Mantaquille, put them in a bucket, [F] and send them to the gold track down the [Dm] road.
But what else is ideal, while we're back on your heels?
Yeah, _ we play the two step show. _ _ _
And just like that he stopped playing, [Bb] my jaw dropped to the floor.
He [F] cracked his neck and smiled at me and said,
[C] Buddy, you gotta pay for [Dm] more.
By then the crowd had swarmed the swamp and was [Bb]
tossing coin after coin.
So [Dm] he cleared his throat and his fingers dried, [Bb] and everybody shouted for Suspender Guy.
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_ _ _ [Dm] All the vendors, _ [Bb] big _ _ suspenders, [F]
that's what Grandma [Am] wants for her [Dm] birthday. _
_ _ They're bright red and awesome, [Bb] even worn by possums.
[F] Nobody wants their pants to fall [Dm] down.
Oh, but me one too, even the ghost of Uncle Sue.
Yeah, _ he played the two step show. My God!
Rock to that banjo! _ _
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Oh, [Dm] all the children singing, dancing [Gm] to those banjo sounds in Steeler Trance.
By [Dm]
4am the press was hot, [Gm] Suspender Man on the front page spot.
[Dm] Suspenders were in and spats were out, the girls all suffered from fainting bouts.
The banjos flew off the shelves, [Gm] sprouting wings [F] with dreams of being [C] played by _ Suspender Man.
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But in the middle of February the [Bb] fog turned to crimson red.
The [Dm] Suspender Man disappeared, [C] everyone was heels overhead.
[Dm] But we found Suspenders and that old banjo sitting [Bb] right here on his log.
And [Dm] though he's gone, that's what he gets for [C] selling his soul to [Dm] the board. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Oh.
The Exhaust Spenders, [Bb] put them in a blender.
Three [F] bat teeth and a blackened _ [Dm]
eye.
_ _ Bring it to a boil, _ release [Bb] your _ monocloil.
Loud [F] pops are built to wear for you and [Dm] me.
_ _ Nobody wants their pants [C] to fall [Dm] down. _ _
You could wear a dress and then [C] you'd have no need.
[Dm] The Arcade has had it right, wearing pants is sure to fly.
Yeah, _ he played the two step show. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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