Chords for Staus Quo - Mystery Song Live

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_ [A] It's bloody warm in this building, isn't [Eb] it?
It sweats the testicles, [A] it sweats the testicles,
it sweats, [Am] it sweats [E] things off you.
I was just thinking of going to say [G] testicles but
I won't.
And this is a song [Gb] that normally, um, _
[G] _ _ [Bm] alright, it's thrown together very [Db] cleverly
in the key of A, it was done some time ago and we put it back in very recently.
[Dm] However,
when the first song of this thing was written, [Eb] _
I just [A] want you to, someone grab Rick, [Ab] _ _ there's
a bit [G] of cricket, we're all [C] watching you.
We're all looking at your bum, I see. _
_ _ [Eb] And,
um, we left the [F] studio one night, about 11.30 at night, [Eb] we'd been taking, [D] well it was illegal
anyway, it made you go a lot faster, [Ab] and [Gb] that was the blue for you, if anybody's got the
blue for you.
[Dm] _ [Eb] _ _ [Gb] That's a bag of sweets, that is not a bag of sweets.
You threw me a [Ab] bag
of sweets, so you [F] wouldn't run the place throwing old men [N] sweets, is it Rick? _
_ _ _ So anyway, we
left the studio at 11 [Ab].30 at night and there was a blonde bloke sitting on a stool going
mm mm mm.
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_ [A] _ _ _ [E] This belt is friggin' tight, I tell you.
And, um, [N] we came back about 11.30.3 in the morning again, I said, he's still in the seat, mm mm mm. I said you're here early, he said I haven't been home yet. So we ended up with this song which is called Mystery Sex, there you go. [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [E] Oh my legs are shaking, [G] oh my [E] heart is [D] breaking, I'm just [Am] feeling like a poor _ _ [E] male I can't [D] stand, I [E] didn't know them, have [D] my share of [Am] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
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_ _ friends, I need a number, I'd like to look up on your face, I know I know that I want to see you, give me the time you can name _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] [A] a _ name, _ _ I'm [E] _ _ just feeling [G] like a [Em] _ [A] _ _ [Gb] poor male, _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ [Em] I'm just feeling like [G] a [Em] poor male, [D] _ I'm just feeling like a poor male, I'm just feeling [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] like a poor male, I'm just feeling like a feeling like a poor male, I'm just feeling like a poor male, I'm just feeling [D] like a [A] feeling like a poor male. [N] _