Stan Chords by Eminem

_ _ Please don't go, don't [Gb] wonder why I [Db] got out of [Abm] bed at all
[E] The morning rain closed up [Gb] my window, _ [B] and I can't [Abm] see at all
Even if I could, [Gb] it'd all be gray, put your picture on [Abm] my wall
I'd never mind, but it's not so bad, it's not so bad
_ _ Please [E] don't go, don't [Gb] wonder why I [B] got [Gb] out of [Abm] bed at all
The [E] morning rain closed up [Gb] my window, and [B] I _ [Gb] can't [Abm] see at all
Even [E] if I could, [Gb] it'd all be gray, [B] put your [Gb] picture on [Abm] my wall
I'd [E] never mind, [F] but it's not so bad, [E] it's not so [Abm] bad
Dear Slim, [E] I wrote you but you still ain't [Gb] calling
I left my cell, my [B] pager, and my [Bb] home phone at the [Abm] bottom
I sent two letters [E] back in autumn, you must not have got [Gb] them
There probably was a [B] problem at the post [Bb] office or [Ab] something
Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I jot [Gb] them
But anyways, _ what's been up man, how's your [Abm] daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
[F] If I have a daughter, guess what [E] I'ma call her, I'ma name [Abm] her Bont
I [E] read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm [Gb] sorry
I had a friend who beat himself over some bitch who didn't [Abm] want him
I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your [Gb] biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did [Abm] with Scam
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your [Gb] pictures man
I like the shit [B] you did with [Gb] Rockets too, that shit [Abm] was fat
Anyways, [E] I hope you get this man, hit [Fm] me back, it's a chat
Truly [E] yours, your biggest [Abm] fan, this is Stan
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[Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ can't see [F] that it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
[Abm] Dear Slim, you still [E] ain't called or wrote
I hope you have [Gb] a chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's tough you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want [E] to talk to me outside the [Gb] concert
You didn't have to, cause you [B] could've signed an [Gb] autograph for [Abm] Matthew
That's my little brother man, [E] he's only 6 years old
We [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you, 4 hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty [E] man, you're like an [Fm] idol
He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more than I [Abm] do
I ain't that [E] mad though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met [B] in Denver?
[Gb] You said if I [Abm] write you, you would write back
See [E] I'm just like you in a way, I [Gb] never knew my father neither
[B] He used to always [Gb] cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate [E] to what you're saying in your [Gb] songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put up on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got shit else, [E] so that shit helps when I'm depressed
[F] I even got a [E] tattoo of your name across the [Abm] chest
Sometimes I even shit [E] myself to see how much it [Gb] bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is [E] real, and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
[Ab] You gotta call me man, I'll be [E] the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[Fm] Sincerely yours, Stan, P [E].F., we should be together [Abm] too
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[Gb] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ I [Abm] don't need it all, _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
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[Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ I don't need [F] it
It's not so bad, [E] it's not so [Bb] bad
[E] Dear mister, I'm too good to call or write my [Gb] fans
This will be the last [B] package I [Bb] ever send your [Ab] ass
It's been six months still no [E] word, I don't deserve it
I [Gb] know you got my last two letters, [E] I wrote the [Bb] addresses on them [Ab] perfect
So this is my cassette [E] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Gb] it
I'm in the car right [B] now, I'm doing [Bb] 90 on the [Ab] freeway
Hey Slim, I [E] drink a fifth of what you pay [Fm] me to drive
You know the [E] song by Bill Collins in the air every night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning
But didn't, then Bill [B] saw it all, then at [Gb] his show he [Abm] found him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm [B] on a thousand [Bb] downers now, I'm [Abm] thralling
And all I wanted was [E] a lousy letter of a [Gb] call
I hope you know I ripped all of your [Bbm] pictures off the [Abm] wall
I love you Slim, [E] we could've been together, [F] think about it
You're rich [E] now, I hope you can't sleep and you [Abm] dream about it
And when you [E] dream I hope you can't sleep and you [Gb] scream about it
I hope your [B] conscience eats at you [Gb] and you can't [Abm] breathe without me
See [E] Slim, shut up bitch I'm trying to [Gb] talk
Hey Slim, [B] that's my girlfriend screaming
[Abm] But I didn't, I [E] didn't, see I ain't [Gb] like you
Cause if you, [B] you're suffering [Bbm] more, and this you'll, [Abm] too
Well, [E] gotta go, I'm almost at the [Fm] bridge now
Oh shit, I [Em] forgot, how am I supposed to send this [Ab] shit out?
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_ _ Please [E] don't call, I won't [Gb] be at my house
_ I'm not out, I'm [Abm] at a bar
There's only [E] me left of [Gb] my windows
[B] And I [Gb] can't [Abm] see at all
See [E] my neck, girl, [Gb] it'll all be grey
[B] But you're there [Bbm] for all [Abm] my, _ _ [E] for my
And [F] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
[Abm] Dear Stan, I meant to [E] write you sooner, but I've just been [Gb] busy
Said your girlfriend's [B] pregnant now, how [Gb] far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm really [E] flattered to have called your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your [B] brother, I [Bb] wrote it on a [Abm] starter cap
I'm sorry [E] I didn't see you at the show, I must [Gb] have missed you
Don't think I did [B] that shit [Gb] intentionally just [Abm] to diss you
But what's this [E] shit you said about you like to shit [Fm] your wrist too?
I say that shit [E] just clowning dawg, come on, [Abm] bitch
You got some [E] issues Stan, I think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you be [Abm] down some
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make [B] me not want us [Gb] to meet each other
[Abm] _ I really think [E] you and your girlfriend need each [Gb] other
But maybe you just need [B] to treat her better
[Gb] I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
I [E] just hope it reaches you in time [Fm] before you hurt yourself
I [E] think that you'll be doing [Abm] just fine if you relax a little
I'm [E] glad I inspire you, but [Gb] Stan, why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I do want [Abm] you as a fan
I just don't [E] want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the [B] news a couple weeks [Gb] ago that made [Abm] me sick
Some dude was [E] drunk and drove his car over a [Gb] bridge
And had his girlfriend, [B] and she was [Gb] pregnant with his [Abm] kid
And in the car they found a tape, [E] but they didn't say who it was to
[F] Come to think about it, [E] his name was_
It [Abm] was you
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