Chords for STAN FREBERG - Christmas Dragnet (1953) / Yulenet (1954)

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_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ This is the season.
My name is Wednesday.
My partner is Frank Jones the chief is Captain [D] Kellogg December [G] the 24th Christmas Eve
They brought in a guy named grudge when I heard what they [Ab] booked him on my blood ran cold
It was a 409 6 3 2 5 dash 9 6 [C] 7 4 [G] not believing in Santa Claus _ [D] _ _ _ _ For 35 p.m. I was working [F] the holiday watch at a homicide with Frank _ Hang up your stocking yet Joe. Yeah, just before I come down you too Frank always do I'm gonna pearly just in case I have to work late tonight wouldn't want to miss out when Santa Claus comes, you know Mm-hmm sure wouldn't be a shame what you're gonna do tomorrow Joe. What you gonna do on Christmas? You got any plans? Nothing much. Why don't you come by the house Joe? We're gonna have Christmas dinner, you know all the trimming Mm-hmm turkey celery stuffing oysters, maybe chestnuts. Mm-hmm all the trimmings cranberry sauce love to have you Mm-hmm, the missus always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks, you know, olives pickles scallions Most folks call them green onions, but they're really scallions. You ever notice that Joe ever notice What Frank how most folks call them green onions, but they're really scallions. Mm-hmm scallions anytime after to Joe love to have you Mm-hmm. Well, I'll see love to have you. Mm-hmm Well, I'll see the missus always fixes a plate of relish with them carrot sticks, you know, they're little carrot sticks Mm-hmm olives pickles scallions. Mm-hmm. Let's not go through that again. Love to have you go through what again Joe? How most folks call them green onions, but they're really scallions. Oh [A] You notice that too, huh, Joe _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ Homicide Wednesday. _ Mm-hmm _ Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. _ Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm It's matter Joe it's matter Joe bring the guy in on a 4096 325-0 9 6 7 4 you you mean? Yeah, gotta believe in scallions. I mean Santa Claus _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ [Db] _ _
[Ab] 6 29 p.m. We questioned the guy didn't believe [Db] in Santa Claus a guy named grudge _ _ Says here your name's grudge. All [N] right. Yeah, so didn't believe in Santa Claus. It's hard to believe what you said _ Sure, I said it how do you know there's a Santa Claus you've got a picture of him? No, no mugshot any fingerprints Mm-hmm. No latent prints. I just know that's all it's like saying there isn't an Easter Bunny. That's another guy. There ain't no Mm-hmm. Watch your story. Mr. Joe. He just said that to make me feel bad Didn't he there really is an Easter Bunny isn't there Joe? Listen grudge didn't I pick you up three years ago in a 1492 for not believing in Columbus? Yeah I don't believe in Cleveland or Cincinnati either. How about Toledo? I _ ain't made up my mind yet about Toledo. Okay, mister. I get the picture now. You don't believe in nothing Do you nothing and you want to know something else? What's that? I'm gonna get up and I'm gonna walk right out of this room cuz you guys ain't got nothing on me There ain't no law against not believing in Santa Claus. There isn't my book. Let me tell you something, mister I'm gonna prove this is Santa Claus if it takes me all night. Yeah, pretty funny. The police department's got nothing else to do Let me straighten you out buddy. This one's on Frank and me right Frank, right Frank _ There really is an Easter Bunny. Isn't there Joe, you know hippity hopping down the bunny [C] trail. _ _ [Eb] _ [G] I _ _ Took grudge over to the helicopter got in flew around the city for hours. I showed him [Ab] department [Fm] stores _ What's hurrying in and out of those department stores grudge [Eb] happy people, but I ain't impressed. [Fm] _ [Gbm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ _
_ [E] _ [Bbm] I Showed _ [G] _ _ him children nestled all snug in their beds. What's dancing in their heads grudge visions is [D] sugar plums But you ain't selling me. [Eb] There ain't no Santa Claus [D] _ _ [E] _ _ He still didn't believe there was only one thing left to do my job get to the North Pole [G] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ 1145 p.m. We arrived at the North Pole. I set the plane down. We walked over to Sandy's workshop rang the bell [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Pardon me, sir. Can I ask you a few questions? Why sure just tickle me to death. What do you do for a living? I'm a brownie. What are you doing at the North Pole with a southern accent? Well, the boss sort of ran short on help this year So he had to recruit a few of us brownies from the South Pole. Mm-hmm that figures Hey, what a waste of time. Could we talk to your boss, please? Oh, he's out. You would come on the one night He's out in the whole year. Mm-hmm. What's your particular job? Mr. Brownie? My boss has eight tiny reindeer My job feed them. Yes, sir. What do you feed them? Well, most times I fix up a little plate of relish olives pickles and them carrot sticks, you know, I'm a little old carrot sticks Mm-hmm and scallions most folks call them green onions, but they're really _ scallions. How do you know just a stab in the dark? [Gm] _ _ [E] _ _ The [Bb] little man showed us through the workshop my boss will be back for a second love pretty [N] soon Say would you all like to hear an interesting story? Yes, sir. Will you see that huge pile of presents over there? Mm-hmm, man. Look at all that stuff. Would you believe it? They're all for the same man been piling up here year after year. Why didn't the guy ever get him? Yeah, why? Because he didn't believe in my boss, you know the rules. Mm-hmm We know I don't suppose there's no chance that this this guy can still get the presents Oh sure, he gets them all the minute he believes But I don't suppose he ever will too bad about that guy. What's his name? Don't say it. I don't want to hear it Come on, mr. Brownie. What's his name? His name? _ [G] grudge _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] The brownie sauce to the door wishes a Merry [Abm] Christmas. We were [N] heading back to the plane when it happened. Hey Yeah grudge, you know that guy I said I didn't believe in who's that sister Santa Claus Yes, sir. You think I'm too old to change my mind. You're never too old. Mr. Grudge. Well, then I I believe in Santa Claus and _ Columbus how about Cleveland Cincinnati and Easter Bunny? Yeah them too and Toledo. I I still ain't made up my mind yet about Toledo _ _ [Db] _ _ Look grudge up in the sky. He's coming back for the second load [C] _ It's Santa [Am] Claus. It's _ _ _ [F] _ There's the only [C] guy I know can make everybody happy in one [G] night [Eb] Yeah, he must have the biggest heart in the whole [Ab] world _ That's about [Eb] the size of it [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _