Chords for Squidward Nose

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_ _ _ _ _ [D] It's Nick smaller than [Em] my toes [E] Yeah, yeah, smaller [B] than my [E] toes
[B] It's Nick smaller than my toes [Bm] I rap the raps with burnt [E] nose
_ My eyelash flew off When I saw that dick was too soft
What the fuck?
Need a dick like Rick Ross Or Dora the Explorer get lost
Get in my zone I'm ass naked at home
He knowin' just what I'm on I'm postin' up like Malone
Get so much neck and scrone That I should smell like cologne
Swallow this dick, it's gold He searchin' for it on Chrome
[F#] It's Nick smaller than my toes Yeah, yeah, smaller than my [E] toes
[B] It's Nick smaller than my [A] toes [Bm] I rap the raps with burnt [E] nose
It's Nick smaller than my [E] toes Yeah, [B] yeah, smaller than my toes
It's Nick smaller than [A] my toes I [Bm] rap the raps with burnt [E] nose
This pussy how your nigga leavin' you hurt Make him step out on you like phones ringin'
at church At the Drake Hotel so you know we on dirt
Call it views from the six when he lookin' up my skirt
Roses [Bm] are red Violets are [A] blue
All about the hair like [B] I'm in beauty school [E] I said roses [Bm] are red
Might turn your balls [E] blue But if it ain't enough spit
Then my [B] snot comin' through [E] Sex occasion
Nipples like raisins I black out on that dick
But my cum is Caucasian Told me to face it
Went down like the basement donut in my hole I do not want your glazin'
Suckin' on that dick made my lipstick slip off
So can I wear your cum and split lip gloss?
Make you work that dick like I'm the big boss
Call me Serena back and forth with his balls
[B] It's Nick smaller than my [E] toes Yeah, yeah, smaller than my toes
It's Nick smaller than my toes [Bm] I rap the raps with burnt [E] nose
It's Nick smaller than my toes Yeah, [B] yeah, smaller than my toes
[E] It's Nick smaller than my toes I rap [Bm] the raps with burnt [E] nose
Wanna fuck another girl, nigga, are you dumb?
I'm a Geminat so that's really a threesome
Rubbin' on your dick till my fingers numb Big pussy, it don't come with a cherry, I got a bum
Yeah, [Bm] daddy, daddy, yeah, I like it like [Am] that I'm hittin' [D] more positions than [B] Grey J.
Hack
[E] I'm ridin' on your [Bm] dick till your dick [E] get a flat I'm bout to lay your [Dm] ass down [B] like a fuckin' [E] doormat
Peanut butter jelly all in my belly, belly, ready?
R-No Kelly ate his meat like a deli
Don't move, you can feel me cause your breath kinda smelly
And my pussy always screamin' it's hot in here like Nelly
Throw up on that dick then I lick it up Both kitty, kitty, but I'm rich as fuck
Magician with the titties told him pick the cup I got that pothole pussy, yeah, the dick was stuck
[F#] His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yeah, smaller than my toes
His [B] dick smaller than my [A] toes I [Bm] rep the Rassquit Burp [E] Nose
His dick [B] smaller than my [E] toes Yeah, yeah, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my [A] toes I rep [Bm] the Rassquit Burp [B] Nose
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