Chords for Spose - I'm Awesome

_ _ Awesome, awesome, awesome, [C] awesome
I don't necessarily [G] need to be here for this
[F] _ _ [C] I'm gonna keep [G] the headphones on
[F] _ [C] Motherfucker, I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude, don't [F] lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my [G] mom's ride
I'm awesome!
The border of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
[C] Motherfucker, I'm awesome!
I will run away from a [F] brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody [G] calls
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy 8 balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants [F] sag low
Even though that went out of style like [G] 10 years ago
Suppose I got the [F] swagger of [G] a cripple
I got little biceps getting fatter in [C] the middle
And lyrically I'm not the [F] best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss
And [G] yet so preposterous
Feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage [C] fest
Oh yes, the girls are [F] repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining [G] a cult
I'm as nervous as my cattle, Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are [C] purchased
Me, I'll never date an actress, [F] got too many backzits
Plus my whole home [G] aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this, it's cause my little sister [C] wrote it
I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude, don't [F] lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my [G] mom's ride
I'm awesome!
The border of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
[C] Motherfucker, I'm awesome!
I will run away from a [F] brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody [G] calls
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy 8 balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook [C] wall I'm awesome!
The [G] _ _ [F] swagger of [C] a cripple _
_ _ [G] _ [F] I took it out on the main and I don't hunt
Nope, and I can't ski
Smoke [G] weed but I can't roll blunts
Find me whipped by my wifey, my [F] neck not [G] icy
Eating at McDonald's because Subway's [C] pricey
And my [F] unibrow's plucked
Just asked my mom if I could borrow 10 [G] bucks
She's like, for what?
Blunt wraps and some Heinekens
You skinny prick gon' get a gym membership and [C] vitamins
I'm like, Mom, please, don't blame it on [F] me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and on [G] Thieve
My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet
And the hair on my ass, it is [C] Jumanji
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor [F] Swift
Can't tweet up on my Twitter cause I haven't done [G] shit
Bank account red, body ungroomed
The only thing good about me is I'm offstage [C] soon
I'm awesome, no you're not dude, don't [F] lie
I'm awesome, I'm driving around in my [G] mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
[C] Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away from a [F] bra
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody [G] calls
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight walls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook [C] wall I'm awesome
_ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] Suit untailored, [G] ringtone [F] Taylor [Dm] Swift
I'm cornier than ethanol, cheesier than provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a [Am] motorhome
With an ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I [C] got shit for brains like a plumpkin
I'm 24 serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade feeling [Dm] optimose
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
On my game, I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
[C] Now put your hands up if you have nightmares
If you wouldn't [F] man up if there was a fight here
[G] If you got dandruff if you drink light beer
I'm out of breath
_ [C] But I'm awesome, no you're not dude, don't [F] lie
I'm awesome, I'm driving around in my [G] mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
[C] Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away from a [F] bra
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody [G] calls
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight walls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook [C] wall I'm awesome
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