Space Age Bachelor Man Chords by Scott Redmond, Lillian Castillo, Tiffany Tatreau, Ride The Cyclone World Premiere Cast Recording Ensemble

[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ You might see before you _ [Am] [Em] an ordinary man, an _ earthly illusion, [Am] all a part of a [E] cosmic plan.
[C] Yes, long ago [G] they visited [Am] those others from outer [B] space, _ [C] informed me [G] I'm the chosen one
[Am] to save the [B] Solarian Ring.
_ [E] _ _ [B] _ It's true. _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _ [Am]
They [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ [E] _ [C] took me then to [G] their daughter's realm, [Am] the land of the kitty [B] cat star.
[C] I know you've heard [G] the legends of [Am] the sexy [B] cat women from Zola.
_ _ [Em] _ _
[Am] _ Make [Em] love to me.
What? _
_ [E] Okay.
But there's [Em] one more small thing.
Won't you please help save our galaxy?
Ricky?
Sure.
_ [Em]
What [C] would you do in my place?
[Am] A [B] mere mortal [Em] man?
Rip the fate [C] of a galaxy before you?
[Am] Millions [Em] of lives [B] in your hands?
[C] The naughty [G] daughters of the realm, [Am] all hungry for [B] my cheese?
[C] You'd never guess [G] the role I play, [Am] Zolarian [B] history.
I'm [E] the swinging, _ [G] spacing, [A] _ [C] bachelor man.
[Em] _
_ Like that, kitty. _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ Meow.
[G] Meow. Meow.
[B] Meow.
_ [Em] [E] Meow.
Meow.
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ I think it's [Em] weird now.
In the realm [C] of the_
[Am] _ [B] _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[Am] _ _ [B] _ [C] For there are war [G] with canine, [A] health dog, you listen, son of [B] a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
[C] The generals are [G] all standing by.
[A] Tell us Ricky should we pull [B] the strings?
_ _ _ [Em] _ _
[C] _ [Am] Oh my [Em] goodness, what have I gotten myself into?
Meow. _
[C] _ [Am] Why are they [Em] asking me?
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I thought I told them.
I'm [E] just a swinging, [G] spacing, _ [A] _ [G] bachelor man.
So I told them.
I am just [D] a man, a space [Em]-age man, that's all [D] I [G] am.
But I [C] want to hold hands, [G] all your hands, [Am] as we [G] make love tonight.
Oh, I have no [D] desire to [Em] rule the galaxy.
[D] Oh, to hold you close [C] is enough for me.
[G] Making love [C] in zero gravity.
[D] [Db] Oh.
_ _ _ [Ab] Making love.
[Cm] Making love.
[Fm] Making love [Ab] on Tesla [Fm] solar.
Making love.
[Ab] Making love.
[Eb] Making love on Tesla solar.
[Ab] Making love.
[Eb] You're my catnip.
[Fm] You're the most.
[Ab] You're such a pretty, pretty kitty.
[Db] I [Ab] want to be your [Bbm] scratching post.
Let me feel, [Db] let me feel.
_ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _
And they [F] listened.
And they heard my message.
For I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear.
A G sharp five [N] octaves above middle C.
[F] Incredible.
Peace was restored.
I guess that's what happens.
When you're swinging, [Ab] spacing, _
[Bb] _ [E] bachelor man.
_ [G] So [F] I came back to the earth [C] to show you the way.
[G] To lead you pretty people [D] to a brighter day.
[F] We saved the whole galaxy [C] with love from the heart.
[G] And sexy cats and ladies, [D] that's where it was found.
Yes, [F] I came back to disrupt with [C] my love and my feet.
[G] Ladies and cats, well, you know [D] why I got one treat.
Because [A] I'm swinging, [C] spacing.
_ [D] _ _ [C] _ _