Chords for South Park - Uncle Fucka lyrics

_ _ _ _ _ _ Let me have some candy Cartman.
Oh, let's see.
[E] Uh, nope.
I don't have any Jewish candy
Like you really need all that chocolate fat [F#] boy.
But _ the movie [B] starting _
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[G#] tans.
What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ do they come up with this stuff?
Yeah, such a _ _ _ what did he say Terrence?
Why would you call me a pig fucker?
Oh, let's see.
First of all, you fuck pig.
_ _ Oh, yeah
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_ _ _ _ _ You shit-faced cock master
_ _ Shit face cock master.
Listen, you don't get rapping shit.
Don't you?
_ Maybe she'll be [A#] baby.
She did it.
You'd fuck your uncle.
You'd fuck your uncle
_ [C] _ Shut your fucking [F] face
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[F] _ _ [G] You're an [Am] uncle fucker, yes, [F] it's true.
Nobody [G] fucks uncles like [C] you shut your fucking face [F] uncle fucker
You're [C] the one that fucked your uncle [F] uncle fucker.
You [G] don't eat or [F] sleep or mow the lawn.
You just fuck your [G] uncle all day long
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