Chords for SMSWF 2012 - Bill Whyte "I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight"

[A] About it.
This song's had an interesting little life.
Never had a huge huge cut.
Clean [G] as teeth, jet recorded.
That's [D] the biggest so far.
_ [Cm]
The word of the song just somehow kind of keeps getting out [Eb] and getting out.
I know they did it in a musical somewhere.
I saw it on YouTube and then I saw [N]
a
barbershop quartet did it in a competition of all things and after you hear this song you'll shake your head and go what?
And then this past week I found somebody used it for one of those Japanese _ _
[Cm] _ Anime deals, you know to this song.
It's just the most bizarre
_ _ [Abm] Yeah, it's stupid.
It's [C] done.
Anyway, here's the song.
_ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well me and Bobby Ray [A] are going [G] down.
We'll pick up joint just out of town.
You know a meat market where [C] you pick up cheeks?
_ [G]
[C] Well knowing [A] Bobby Ray as I do, he'll be [D] going home for the night.
It's true.
[G] He's just a damn pig.
He always [C] wants to score big.
[Am] Well, I'm not [G] leaving here alone. _ _ _
[Am] I'm going to [G] compromise.
Early [C] on so [F] I'm going [G] ugly [C] early tonight.
She may not be a [F] beauty queen, [G] but [C] that's alright.
I ain't [F] waiting around for [G] one that looks good [Am] in the light.
So [C] I'm [F] going [G] ugly early [C]
tonight.
_ _ [F] _ _ [G] Woo!
[C] Oh yeah, some of you participated. _ _ _ _ _
So Bobby I [A] says, please don't stare, [D] but check those two out standing over there.
[G] He says you mean the good looking blonde and [C] the one with the big [G]
zitch?
I [C] said that's right and [A] here's the [B] plan. _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
You can drink up pretty but [G] not skinny. _ _
[Am] If you get too [Em] picky, skinny. _ _
[C] So I'm [F] going [G] ugly early [C] tonight.
She may not be [F] a beauty queen, [G] but that's [C] alright.
I ain't waiting around for one [G] that looks [Am] good in the light. _
[C] So I'm going ugly [G] [C] early tonight.
Oh yeah.
_ [F] _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ Then all of a sudden, [A] to my surprise, [D] the good looking one's here with me.
[G] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [C] She said my [Am] place is not far [G] from here.
I'll grab my purse she paid for the beer and I'll get pretty fucked up.
[C] _ _ _ _ [Am]
I guess she's looking [G] for the guy here.
_ [Am] Those her board she was [G] treating.
Little chubby beer [C] she said I'm going ugly early tonight.
I'm going [F] [G] ugly [C] early tonight.
I [F] _ _ [G] _ [C] ain't _ _ waiting around [G] for one that looks [Am] good in the light.
She [C] said I'm going [G] ugly [C] early tonight.
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ Well you know she [F] really hurt my pride.
_ [G] But way down deep [Am] inside.
_ Guys.
_ [A] _
[C] I'm glad she's [F] going [Em] ugly [C] early tonight.
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_ _ _ _ Thank you [Cm] guys. _
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