Chords for Smoke Two Joints
Tempo:
115.35 bpm
Chords used:
G
A
Bm
B
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Gbm] [G]
[A] [B]
[Gbm] [G]
[Bm]
[G]
[A] [B]
[G]
[B] I smoke two joints in the morning [G] I smoke two joints at night
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints in the afternoon [G] It makes me feel alright
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints in [Bm] time of peace [G] And two in time of war
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two more
[A]
Oh [Bm] my daddy he once told me Son [G] you should be a hard working man
[Bm] My mama she once told me Son you [G] do the best you can
[A] But then one day a nutty man [G] Came to me and said
[A] Hard work good and [G] hard work fine [Gb] First take care of his soul
[B] Now I smoke two joints when I get up In [G] the car I smoke two joints
[A]
[Bm] I smoke two joints when I play video games And [G] at every ten thousand points I [A] smoke two joints
[Bm] I smoke two joints in time of peace [G] And two in time of war
[A]
I [B] smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two [A] more
[Bm] [Gb]
[G] [A]
[Bm] [D]
[G] [B]
[Bm]
[G] [A]
[Bm]
[G] [A]
Oh [Bm] my daddy he once told me Son [G] you should be a hard working man
My [Bm] mama she once told me Son [G] you do the best you can
[A] But then one day a nutty man [G] Came to me and said
[A] Hard work good [G] and hard work fine [Gb] First take care of his soul
That's why [B] I smoke two [Bm] joints every morning [G] I smoke two joints at night
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints in the [Bm]
afternoon [G] It makes me feel alright
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints in time of peace [G] And two in time of war
I [B] smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two more
[A]
[Bb] [Bm] That's what I do
[G]
[A]
[Bm] Come and smoke two joints with me [G] in the morning
[A]
[Bb] [Bm] Come and smoke two joints with [G] me in the afternoon
[A]
[Bm] Hey would you rather smoke two joints or would [B] you rather [G] do your homework?
[A]
[Bb] So [Bm] I knew you were gonna say that
[G] [A]
[Bb] [Bm]
[G] [A]
[Bb] [Bm]
[G] [A]
[Bb] [Bm]
[A] [B]
[Gbm] [G]
[Bm]
[G]
[A] [B]
[G]
[B] I smoke two joints in the morning [G] I smoke two joints at night
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints in the afternoon [G] It makes me feel alright
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints in [Bm] time of peace [G] And two in time of war
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two more
[A]
Oh [Bm] my daddy he once told me Son [G] you should be a hard working man
[Bm] My mama she once told me Son you [G] do the best you can
[A] But then one day a nutty man [G] Came to me and said
[A] Hard work good and [G] hard work fine [Gb] First take care of his soul
[B] Now I smoke two joints when I get up In [G] the car I smoke two joints
[A]
[Bm] I smoke two joints when I play video games And [G] at every ten thousand points I [A] smoke two joints
[Bm] I smoke two joints in time of peace [G] And two in time of war
[A]
I [B] smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two [A] more
[Bm] [Gb]
[G] [A]
[Bm] [D]
[G] [B]
[Bm]
[G] [A]
[Bm]
[G] [A]
Oh [Bm] my daddy he once told me Son [G] you should be a hard working man
My [Bm] mama she once told me Son [G] you do the best you can
[A] But then one day a nutty man [G] Came to me and said
[A] Hard work good [G] and hard work fine [Gb] First take care of his soul
That's why [B] I smoke two [Bm] joints every morning [G] I smoke two joints at night
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints in the [Bm]
afternoon [G] It makes me feel alright
[A]
[B] I smoke two joints in time of peace [G] And two in time of war
I [B] smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two more
[A]
[Bb] [Bm] That's what I do
[G]
[A]
[Bm] Come and smoke two joints with me [G] in the morning
[A]
[Bb] [Bm] Come and smoke two joints with [G] me in the afternoon
[A]
[Bm] Hey would you rather smoke two joints or would [B] you rather [G] do your homework?
[A]
[Bb] So [Bm] I knew you were gonna say that
[G] [A]
[Bb] [Bm]
[G] [A]
[Bb] [Bm]
[G] [A]
[Bb] [Bm]
Key:
G
A
Bm
B
Bb
G
A
Bm
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_ [Gbm] _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [Gbm] _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[B] I smoke two joints in the morning [G] I smoke two joints at night
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints in the afternoon [G] It makes me feel alright
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints in [Bm] time of peace [G] And two in time of war
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two more
[A]
Oh [Bm] my daddy he once told me Son [G] you should be a hard working man _
[Bm] My mama she once told me Son you [G] do the best you can _
[A] But then one day a nutty man [G] Came to me and said _
[A] Hard work good and [G] hard work fine [Gb] First take care of his soul
[B] Now I smoke two joints when I get up In [G] the car I smoke two joints
[A] _
[Bm] I smoke two joints when I play video games And [G] at every ten thousand points I [A] smoke two joints
[Bm] I smoke two joints in time of peace [G] And two in time of war
[A]
I [B] smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two [A] more _
_ [Bm] _ [Gb] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A]
Oh [Bm] my daddy he once told me Son [G] you should be a hard working man
My [Bm] _ mama she once told me Son [G] you do the best you can _
[A] But then one day a nutty man [G] Came to me and said
[A] Hard work good [G] and hard work fine [Gb] First take care of his soul
That's why [B] I smoke two [Bm] joints every morning [G] I smoke two joints at night
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints in the [Bm]
afternoon [G] It makes me feel alright
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints in time of peace [G] And two in time of war
I [B] smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two more
[A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] That's what I do
[G] _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bm] _ Come and smoke two joints with me [G] in the _ morning
[A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] Come and smoke two joints with [G] me in the afternoon
[A] _
_ [Bm] Hey would you rather smoke two joints or would [B] you rather [G] do your homework?
_ [A] _
[Bb] So [Bm] I knew you were gonna say that
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ [Gbm] _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [Gbm] _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[B] I smoke two joints in the morning [G] I smoke two joints at night
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints in the afternoon [G] It makes me feel alright
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints in [Bm] time of peace [G] And two in time of war
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two more
[A]
Oh [Bm] my daddy he once told me Son [G] you should be a hard working man _
[Bm] My mama she once told me Son you [G] do the best you can _
[A] But then one day a nutty man [G] Came to me and said _
[A] Hard work good and [G] hard work fine [Gb] First take care of his soul
[B] Now I smoke two joints when I get up In [G] the car I smoke two joints
[A] _
[Bm] I smoke two joints when I play video games And [G] at every ten thousand points I [A] smoke two joints
[Bm] I smoke two joints in time of peace [G] And two in time of war
[A]
I [B] smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two [A] more _
_ [Bm] _ [Gb] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A]
Oh [Bm] my daddy he once told me Son [G] you should be a hard working man
My [Bm] _ mama she once told me Son [G] you do the best you can _
[A] But then one day a nutty man [G] Came to me and said
[A] Hard work good [G] and hard work fine [Gb] First take care of his soul
That's why [B] I smoke two [Bm] joints every morning [G] I smoke two joints at night
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints in the [Bm]
afternoon [G] It makes me feel alright
[A] _
[B] I smoke two joints in time of peace [G] And two in time of war
I [B] smoke two joints before I smoke two joints [G] And then I smoke two more
[A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] That's what I do
[G] _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bm] _ Come and smoke two joints with me [G] in the _ morning
[A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] Come and smoke two joints with [G] me in the afternoon
[A] _
_ [Bm] Hey would you rather smoke two joints or would [B] you rather [G] do your homework?
_ [A] _
[Bb] So [Bm] I knew you were gonna say that
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bb] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _