Chords for Skullcrusher Mountain

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Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain. _ _ _ _ _ _
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far.
I see you've met my assistant Scarface.
[A] His appearance is quite [E] disturbing.
I [A] assure you he's harmless [G] _ [B] enough.
[A] He's a sweetheart, [E] called me master.
And [A] he has a [B] way of finding [A] pretty [B] face.
[A] And bringing them [B] to me.
[Em] I [E] am so into you, but [Bm] I am way too smart for you.
Even [A] my henchmen think I'm crazy. _
[Am] I'm not surprised that you agree.
If you [Em] could [E] find _ some way to be a little [Bm] bit less _ afraid of me.
You [A] see the voices that control me. _
[Am] Upside my head, [E] say [F#] I shouldn't care.
[E] _ _ _ I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
made this half pony, half monkey monster to please you. _ _ _ _ _
But I get the feeling that you don't like it.
What's with all the screaming?
You [A] like monkeys, you [E] like ponies.
Maybe [A] you don't like monsters [B] so much.
Maybe [A] I use too many [E] monkeys. _
[A] Isn't it enough [B] to know that [A] I ruined [B] a pony [A] making a gift [Em] for [B] you? _
[Em] I [E] am so into you, but [Bm] I am way too smart for you.
Even [A] my henchmen think I'm crazy.
I'm [Am] not surprised that you agree.
[C] If you could [E] find _ some way to be a little [Bm] bit less _ _ afraid of me.
You see [A] the voices that control me.
From [Am] inside my head, say I shouldn't care.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Picture [A] the two of us alone inside [G#m] my golden submarine.
_ While [A] up above the wave [B] my doom's desk [Em] squad [E] ignites the [Em] atmosphere.
_ And all [A] the fools who lead their foolish lives [G#m] may find it quite [C#] explosive.
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Well it [A] won't mean half as much to me if I don't have [B] you _ here.
_ _ _ [E] _ I know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain. _ _
_ _ _ So maybe you could cut me just a little slack.
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've [A] been patient, I've [E] been gracious.
And [A] this mountain is covered [B] with wolves.
Hear [A] them howling, my [E] hungry children.
Maybe [A] you should stay [B] and have [A] another [B] drink.
[A] Think about me [B] and you.
_ [E] I am so into you, but [Bm] I am way too smart for you.
Even [A] my henchmen think I'm crazy.
I'm [Am] not surprised that you agree.
If you [E] could find _ some way to be a little [Bm] bit less _ _ afraid of me.
You'd see [A] the voices that control me from [Am] inside my head.
[F#] Say I shouldn't care, [E] yeah. _
[Am] I shouldn't care, [E] _ yeah.
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I shouldn't [Em] care, [E] yeah. _ _
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[A] Today's the day it gets better.
[Em] _ This much I know.
_ _ _ I'm [A] gone, I'm getting out.
[D] And all you suckers can watch me go.
[C#m] And I don't know [F#] where I'm going [Bm] yet.
_ _ _ But it's somewhere [G] quite a ways from here [A] I'll [D] bet.
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It's gonna [G] be so _ far, [D] so far.
_ _ It's gonna [G] be so far, [D] _ _ so far. _