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_ _ _ _ [Eb] We [Ab] did it!
_ [F] Woo!
_ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [F] Woohoo!
[E] And he flips the [D] second baseball.
Well, the good news is, we, uh, two weeks ago, we spent two [Abm] weeks in Texas.
Yep.
[Dm] And, you know, they say you can't keep a good man down, [A] well, you can't keep a good state down.
Because we are back in Texas.
[Ab] _
Arlington, _ Texas.
Welcome.
We're [Bb] able now, we've got the tour announcement out of [D] the way, Burn the Ships, the tour.
We're [Abm] able to do another vlog.
[G] I know, I know.
And here's the cool thing, you know, there's [Eb] unique moments where we get to do some [Dm] pretty fun things.
And today [Db] we're playing a [Dm] baseball.
I got my baseball cap on.
Yeah.
[D] I used to play baseball.
Yeah, we're playing the Texas _ Rangers Stadium here.
They're playing today.
Of [G] all the sports, American sports, [Eb] on a scale of 1 to 10, how [D] much is baseball your [Eb] favorite?
I loved playing it.
I love watching it live, like we're going to do today.
I think it's a little [N] bit like going to the dentist to watch it on _ television.
No, I have a better question.
This is the new segment we're adding to the vlog, and that is, what does Dad know [E] about this?
The question is, what does Dad know [G] about the sport baseball?
Dad, how many bases are there in baseball?
_ [E] _
Well, there's four.
Well, there's one plate and three [Gm] bases, so.
_ [G] There's a home base and then there's three others.
Well, a home plate.
I used [Eb] to play _ [Ab] softball when I was a child.
Let's go on.
I grew up in Australia.
Softball and [N] baseball are very similar.
I'm now an American citizen.
How many players are there in the infield in a baseball match?
Joel had to like actually make sure that he knew the answer to this.
Hey, [Dbm] just so you know, _ [Bb]
I _ [Ab] watch TV, but I [N] don't count the number of players.
_ I go in to watch the sport, not be a technician.
Okay, how many strikes are there?
_ _ [Ab] _ _ I believe there's three.
Okay, [N] how many balls, like bad pitches, are there? _ _
_ _ Four?
Yay! _
How many outs _ [Ab] are there? _
Per inning, how many [N] outs? _ _ _
Three.
She's cheating!
_ She's cheating! _ _ _
_ Madison's giving him all the cues.
This is a disaster.
Just so _ everybody knows. _ _
_ Yeah, we're going to keep that in the [Ab] blog.
Yeah, we're definitely going to keep that.
Okay, one other question [C] for Dad, just a final hurrah.
How many [Ab] innings are there in a baseball game?
[F] Who knew that sports could be so [G] hard?
_ [Bb] Hey, I [Eb] just enjoy [F] the game.
I watch [G] it and I think, those people are just so skillful.
_ _ _ You know me, [F] _ I'm not into [Eb] rules and [F] regulations,
except when I'm [C] disciplining my [E] kids and grandchildren.
That's [Gm] the only time.
_ And [F] that concludes the first ever, What Does Dad Know About That?
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_ [Fm] So proud.
_ [C] [Gm] Now I want to do a bit of a test here, [Abm] okay?
Find Luke later, [G] ask him what he thinks about the grass and the way it's cut.
And I have a sneaking [E] suspicion _ [G] that he's going to go on a long rant
about how he [E] loves cutting grass.
But I will [G] say, [A] when you see [Gbm] this and how perfect [G] it is,
[Dbm] [D] I mean, come [E] on, it's beautiful.
How are you feeling?
_ [B] No, no, that's still very good.
I love these types of things.
You [D] look out there, what are some of your favorite things [Gb] that you see?
_ _ [Abm] I know what you're [D] doing right now.
I know what you're doing.
What do you mean?
The lines are very impressive.
Beautifully [Ab] manicured.
It is kind of amazing.
You [B] don't have to go to college [Abm] to learn how to do _ the [Em] field the way that they do.
[Ab] No, I didn't know that.
It is an absolute science.
What else do you know?
I know that they wet the field a decent amount, as [Ebm] you can see.
[Ab] And at that point, I'm lost.
But I would like to know the mower that they use.
I genuinely would, because I love mowers.
It's kind of one of my _ [N] things.
Guys, you know what the perks are _ of playing at a ballpark?
You get a jersey.
_ They sell these for like [B] _
$190.
_ [N] It's kind of like the Super Bowl. _
Except _ not.
The stage has to roll out very quickly.
You have to stop playing a show within 5-10 minutes.
_ It's very similar to the Super Bowl.
The speakers roll out, the stage rolls out.
It's basically the same thing.
The instruments roll out, _ _ [A] we roll out.
_ _ _ _ [B] Over there.
_ [A] We've arrived.
_ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [E] _ _ You _ [Gb] won't let [B] it stop you getting.
[E] _ When you feel it, watch it see.
_ [B] As you breathe it, [Gb]
it's all you get.
[E] Once you know it, once you know it.
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [Abm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
The [D] Skittles!
_ Man, I tasted the rainbow on stage and it was amazing.
No, I just didn't have any energy.
And I took some [G] Skittles.
And right on Priceless, I had a wad of Skittles in the side of my mouth.
And it got into my bloodstream and I felt good for the [C] rest of the show.
I [Gb] ran out of [Ab] blood sugar.
I'm practically a Texan [F] now.
[Ab] I think we all are.
That was so [G] special.
_ [N] It's the age-old adage that if it costs you [B] something,
_ to sit out in a [G] baseball game, wait to wheel the stage [Gm] on,
it's [Ab] hot outside and yet, well done.
Thanks guys.
Thank you guys.
The people that stayed [Abm] were so grateful.
And it just was a real sweet, really sweet [N] atmosphere.
Despite the distance, you know.
Because there was a group down the front.
A lot of the rest of them were way back.
_ _ And [Ab] sometimes, _ _ when people are that far back, there's just this disconnect.
And I didn't feel it at [Am] all today.
So, I guess I'm officially a [Ab] fan.
I wonder if I [A] could_
I think I could play.
[E] I think I could actually play.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
_ Too many