Chords for Simpsons Songs - Part 3 (Lurleen Lumpkin)

_ _ You work all day for some old man, sweat and break [G] your back.
Yeah.
[A] Then you go home to your castle, _ but your queen won't cut [D] your slack.
That's true.
That's why you're losing all your hair.
That's why you're [G] overweight.
Uh-huh.
[E] That's why you flip your pickup truck right off the _ [A]
interstate.
That's right, except with a pickup truck.
[D] There's a lot of bull to hand you.
There's nothing you [B] can _ do.
[E]
Your wife don't _ [A] understand you.
[D]
I do.
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] No, your wife don't [A] understand _ you.
[D]
I do.
_ [B] _ _ I [G] said no one [A] understands you, but [D] I _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[Db] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
do.
Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart [B] when the coach called me up to the plate.
I'd been swinging and missing and loving and kissing.
[A] My average was [E] .88.
_ So I spit on my hands, knocked dirt from my spikes, [Ab] and pointed right toward [A] center field.
This time I'm hitting [E] the home run.
_ [B] This time love [E] is for real.
[A] I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice [E] my life for you.
[Dbm] I ain't slumping all season, but now I found a reason.
[Gb] I struck on the love [B] that is true.
_ [A] _ I used to [E] play the fool.
_ [A] I used to [E] be a roamer.
[A] But season's [E] turning around for me.
I finally [E] bagged me a homer.
[Db] _ That's right.
[A] I [B] finally bagged [E] me a homer.
_ Lurleen, we're going to have to cut you off.
We're getting some kind of grinding [Eb] noise on the track. _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] In this trailer, I get so [Ab] cold and _ _ _ [F] lonely.
_ _ _ [Bb] _
Lying there awake at [Ab] night, muttering [F] if only you [Ab] weren't married.
So I might ask you to bunk [Bb] with me [Eb] tonight. _ _ _
[Ab] Bunk with me [Bb] _ tonight, oh, [Eb] _ bunk with [Cm] me tonight. _
[Ab] I'm asking, will you [Bb] bunk with me [Ab] _ tonight?
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_ _ _ _ Oh, that's hot.
[N] There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that.
_ _ [C] _ _ His name is Homer.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] He's quite [F] a man. _ _ _ _
I tried [C] to kiss him.
_ _ But Homer [G]
ran.
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ Sure wish I [C] could _ say _ _ _ that I was [F] _ _ _
_ his.
_ [Dm] I hope [C] that _ Marge [F] knows [G] _ just how lucky [C] she _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [C] is.
_ _ _ I do.
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