Signs Signs everywhere a Sign! Tesla-(originally The Five Man Electrical Band) Chords

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_ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ [C] And the sign [G] says, long-haired, freaky [A] people, you gotta [G] apply.
_ [D] So I took my [A] hand, run to my hat, [G] and I went in to [A] ask him why.
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He said, you look like a fine, outstanding [G]
young man.
I said, you do.
_ [D] So I took off my hat, [A] I said, imagine that.
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Me, working [A] for you, _ [D] oh, God.
I [G] said, no way to stop, [D]
lucky or the [G] fear, we bring it on out.
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Do this, don't [A] do that, can't do it [C] inside.
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[C] And the sign says, [G] anybody caught _ trespassing,
[A] they will be [G] shot on sight.
_ [D] So I jumped the fence [A] and I yelled at a house, [G] hey!
What gives you [A] the right _ [Bm] to put up a fence to keep me out?
[G] Or to keep Mother Nature in?
_ [D] If God was here, he'd [A] tear that to your face.
[G] _ Man, you're some [A] kind of sinner.
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_ _ _ [D] _ I said, [G] no way to stop, lucky or the fear, we bring it on out.
[D] Do this, [A] don't do that, can't do it [C] inside. _ _ _
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_ [G] Oh, _ [A] I say now, Mr.
_ Cantery, [G] you've got to have a [D] certain type of ET.
You can't watch, [A] no, you can't eat.
[G] You ain't supposed [D] to eat. _ _ _ _
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[Am] And the [Dm] sign says, you've got to have a membership card to get inside.
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[B] says, everybody welcome, [A] come in, and [G] kneel down and pray.
_ Within [D] the passer of the prayer, [A] the end of it all.
[G] And I didn't have a pen in the [A] mail.
I [B] put one meal [Bm] can and a paper, [G] and I made up my own fucking sign.
I [D] said, thank you, [A] Lord, for being around me.
[G] I'm alive and [A] doing fine.
_ Oh, [D] the sign says, [G] _ _ everybody's [D] fine.
Walking up the [G] scenery, breaking my mind.
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Do this, don't [A] do that, can't do it [C] inside.
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_ The sign [G] says, everybody's [D] fine.
Walking up the [G] scenery, breaking my [D] mind.
Do this, don't [A] do that, can't do [C] it inside.
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