Chords for Show Them to Me

_ _ _ _ [D] _ [Em] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ Oh, it [G] seems to me this whole world's gone [Em] crazy
_ [Em] _ [C] There's too much hate and killing [D] going on
_ But [G] when I see the bare chest [Em] of a woman
_ [C] My worries and my problems [D] are all gone
_ [C] No one thinks of fighting [D] when they see a topless girl
[Em] And maybe if you would show yours [C] too
We could [D] save the world _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Show [G] them to me
Show [Em] them to me _ _
[C] Unclaspy bra set those [D] puppies free
They'd [G] look a whole lot better without that sweater, [Em] baby.
I'm sure you'll agree
[C] If you got two fun [D] beds
Show them [G] to me _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I
Don't care if they don't [Em] match your ones bigger than the other
[C] You can show me one
_ [D] And I'll imagine the other _
[G] Even if you're really [Em] old
There's nothing wrong
[C] Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad.
[D] They're just a little long show [G] them to me
Show [Em] them
To me [C] lift up your shirt and let the whole [D] world see _
[G] Just this wrong show your clothes [E] and a happy man.
[Em] I'll be
[C] Either you got those chitches
[D] Show them
[G] to me _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] I've met a lot of them, [D] but never one I've hated
[C] Even if you've had 13 kids and you think they look _
[C] There's no such thing as a bad breast.
[D] I believe this much is true
If [C] you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan and [D] I'd love to see yours, too
_ _ _ _ [G] Show them to me
Show [Em] them to me
_ [C] Just like the girls [G] gone wild [D] on TV
_ _ [G] I'm just lean back and show you reckon.
[Em] I'll be in [G] ecstasy
[C] if you got two [G] cassavas
[D] _ show them
[G] _ _ _
_ [Em] Oh
_ _ _ [C] _
In [D] harmony
_ [E] _ [G] It'll do you good little give me [Em] one will make history
_ [C] If you love your country
[D] _ I'm gonna say it one more time.
I [C] said if you love your country
_ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] Then stand your ass up and show [G] them big old titties to me _ _ _ _ _
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