Chords for Shotty Horroh - Lanyards (Official Audio)

_ _ [G] I spoke to the bloke in the mirror last night and he didn't look too impressed
[Bm] Cause I spent all week looking at your tweets and waiting for your text
[C] And he told me don't be an idiot lad, have some self [G] respect
Cause there's loads of heads in short skirts in the discotheque
There's a man selling mobile phone cases and lanyards for your neck
[Bm] And they all be selling chargers cause my battery's nearly dead
[C] I sat inside this market piece with my phone stuck in the [G] plug
Trying to send you messages like a stupid little mug
I _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] thought about coming over but I don't think it'd be [Bm] best
Cause you're probably with that other lad with your head laying in his [C] chest
And I thought I'd be more subtle, I thought I'd be depressed
[G] But everything is [D] okay, everything
[A] _
[G] I make [Bb] you think [B] that you're [C] funny, I make [Bb] you think that you're [G] hilarious
Cause I [Gm] spend all my money [C] on [F] VIP [Ebm] tickets for [G] the paraform
But you was outside trying to find a [C] new ride for the guy [F] called Dave from the [G] Rave
Then [Bb] you call me [C] up 3 in the morning, I don't use [G] the V8
I make [B] you think you're [C] funny, I [F] make you think you're [Ebm] some kind of [G] comedian
I see [E] you change for the [C] money, I'm about [Dm] to meet you [G] some kind of chameleon
Cause you was [Bb] outside [Em] trying to find a [C] new ride for the guy called Dave [G] from the Rave
Then [Bb] you call me [C] up 3 in the morning, I don't use [G] the V8
_ _ [D] _ [C] I _ [G] go 6 everyday, you spend [C] your time all night
[G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ And [F] _
[G] _ _ [Dm] you [C] can tell [F] you're [G] light
All [Bb] the lights, all the l-l-l-l-l [C]-l-lights
[F] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
I [C] _ [Bb] _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _
[G] _ _ met with her last night and it didn't look too impressed
[Bm] Cause I spent all week looking at your tweets and waiting for your texts
[C] And he told me don't be an idiot, have some self [G]-respect
Loads of birds and sharks [D] in the _ [G] discotheque
_ _ _ Loads of birds and sharks, [Em] _ _ [Bm] loads of birds and sharks [C] in _ _ the _ _
[G] _ _ discotheque
[D] _ _ _ _
[G] I make [Bb] you think that I'm [C] stupid, I follow [F] you like a [G] shadow
Cause I [Bb] was hit by a [C] cupid, I wish [F] I would have dodged the [Gb] arrow
[G] Okay [Bb] play another song, [C] Lord, won't you [F] please change the [G] channel
Stop [Bb] showing up to my [C] interdicts, I'm dressed in [F] that kind of [G] apparel
I make you [Bb] think that I'm [C] naïve, I make [F] you think that I'm [G] daft
I'm up [Bb] there, miss the [C] punchline, but [F] someone's having a [G] laugh
Cause you was [Gm] outside trying to find a new [C] ride for the guy called [F] Dave from the [G] Rave
Then you [Bb] call me up 3 in [C] the morning, I don't [G] use the [Gm] V8
_ _ [C] _ I [F] _
[G] go [Bb] 6 everyday, you [C] spend your time all _ _
[G] night
[Bb] I'm up there, [C] miss the punchline, but someone's having a laugh
Cause you was outside [F] _ _
[G] _ _ [Bb] [Bm] trying to find a new ride for the guy called Dave from the Rave
Then you [C] call _ [F] _ _
[G] _ [Bb] me up 3 in the morning, I don't use the [C] V8
I [F] go 6 everyday, you spend your time all [G] night
I go 6 everyday, _ [C] you [F] spend [Gb]
[G] your time all night
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