Chords for Shot 'em Dead (original song)

So this is a song I wrote about a serial killer lady _ and that's all I have to say about that _
It's not _ _ _ No _
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[G] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [C] _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ [Em] _ _ _
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[G] Number one was a young girl's dream
High school captain on the football team and he was sweet.
He be sweet.
He was sweet on me _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] Senior year, [Am] oh I wore [D] his ring
[G] _
[E] I was [C] making him my [D] everything
_ [G] _
[Em] Until I caught [C] him in his car with the homecoming queen.
[Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] I [C] shot him dead
_ [Em] I _ [D] _ [C] shot him dead
_ [Em] _ _ [D] I [B] shot him dead
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _
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[E] Whoo
Number two [Bm] [G] was a man _ _
Million [E] plaques [C] hanging on [D] his wall
[G]
His [E] name was Rob [C] drove a sob [D] wasn't know it [G] at all
[Em] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Em]
One day he took his [C] little [D] magnifying glass
[G]
He [Em] started waving [C] it all over [D] my [G] past
He [Em] asked some questions [C] that he never [D] should [G] have asked
[Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [E] So I [C] shot him dead
_ [Em] _ _ [D] Did [C] it again
_ [Em] _ _ [D] _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ [Em] Bang _ _ [A] _
bang _ [G] _ [C] bang bang
[G] _
_ [Em] _ _ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ [G] _
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I
[Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ [C] Got _ a [Em] _ _ [D] _ [C] taste
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] I [B] shot him _ dead.
[Em] Ooh _ _
Bang _ _ [C] _ bang bang bang bang
[G] _ _ [Em] Number _ [C] _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
[G] _ _ _ [E] four [C] was a [G] girl named Jane
Her [Em] hair was red [C] and her [G] face was plain
_ [Em] We read books [C] and we cooked [Dm] and she [G] kept me sane
[E] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ [Em] You
We're happy [C] for the rest [D] of my [G] life
[Em] until the [C] nursing home age [G] 99 _ I
[Em] Stole her applesauce.
[C] I thought [D] that she'd [G] gone blind
[Em] _ _ _ [C] _ _
Nope, she shot me dead
_ [Em]
[D] But she [C] shot me dead [Em] it was just [D] bad luck she shot
[B] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
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Bang bang bang bang
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