Shiny Object Syndrome Chords by Daniel Thrasher

_ [Am] _ _ [F] _ [E] _ [Am] _ [G] _ [F] _
[E] [C] You got a glimpse of something that's catching [Dm] your eye.
You wanna buy this thing no good reason [F] why?
_ _ _ [Ab] You've got shiny [Am] object syndrome
[G] _ [F] [E] You [Am] _ [G] _ [F] _
[E] _ [C] spend a bunch of cash on crap you don't [G] need.
You bought a hundred books that you're never gonna [Dm] read.
_ _ _ [C] You've [Fm] got shiny [C] object [Am] syndrome
[A] You're [D] trying to get [Dm] your life more organized.
[Am] But this cash time chill has got you [B] hypnotized.
You bought a Pelotonki and moved up to [E] sea.
And now you're moving on to being big and baller [Am]-wee.
[C] You buy the little stuff and you practice [G] it daily.
[C] Till you decide to be one of the [Dm] ukulele.
You buy the journal to record what your [E] mood is now.
Then move it all away because your steady [Dm] will is now. _
_ [E] _ You've got shiny object [Am] syndrome
[G] _ [F]
[E] Everybody [Am] _ [G] _ [F] _ [E] _ [Am] _ eat up and wave your hands.
All the kids with the low attention [Dm] span.
Say it loud for everybody [E] understands.
Why you spend a hundred bucks on gluten-free [Am] bread.
[G] _ [F] _
[E] _ [Am] _ [G] _ [F] _ [E] [Am] Hop inside the metaverse.
Take VR for a [G] spin.
Buy some virtual land so you can flip it and [Am] win.
Be a crypto [Dm] conquistador.
Clever and [E] conniving.
Making coin like your royalty.
Medieval-y [Am] thriving.
And if he's nuts, buy a monkey or cat [Em] so he can cash you [C] outside.
[F] How about that?
The stuff that you [Dm] have you can't enjoy.
[E] Cause you're always on the hunt for that [C] next new toy.
You think there's a [Dm] spark somewhere [Em] inside.
Feel the lush fun from [Am] out here to [Dm] help you be high.
And if you lose them now, every girl can cry [E] for you.
Whatever it takes to [F] have everything [E] taste good.
_ [Am] _
_ _ Monotony.
_ _ Monotony.
[E] Shake up the monotony.
Shake up the monotony.
Shake [F] up the _ monotony.
_ Monotony.
_ [E] Monotony. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ [Am] _ I agree.
I agree.
You [E] deserve something.
You deserve something.
And we're [F] coming after _ _ me.
I agree.
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[Am] _ _ _ [Bm] _ [E] _ [C] You got, you need, Shiny Object Syndrome. _ _ _
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