Shiny Chords by Jemaine Clement

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_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[A] Well, Tamatoa hasn't [F] always [Em] been this clam.
I [A] was a drab little crab [Em] once. _
Now I know I [Eb] can be happy as a clam.
[C] _
[Am] Because I'm beautiful, [Em] baby. _ _
Did your granny say, listen to your heart?
[Am] You are on the inside.
[Em] _
I [Am] need thick words to tear her argument [Cm] _ apart.
Your granny [N] lied.
[G] I'd rather be shiny
[C] Like a treasure from a sunken [G] pirate wreck. _
Scrumpid, but I'm a pirate.
[C] I can make it [G] look shiny. _
I will [C] sparkle like a wealthy [Am] woman's neck. _
[D] Just a sec.
Don't you [Em] know?
Fish are dum [C]-dum-dum.
They chase [Em] anything that glitters. _
The [C] Guinness.
[Em] Oh, and here they come, [C] come, come.
To the brightest [Am] thing that glitters.
[D] Mmm, fish dinner.
I just [Eb] love free food.
_ You look like seafood.
_ _ Seafood. _ _ _ _
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Seafood.
_ Well, [Em] well, well. _
Little Maui's having trouble with his look.
You little semi-dummy mini-god. _
Ouch.
What a terrible [Cm] performance.
Get the hook.
[Gm] You [Am] don't swing it like you used [Em] to, man.
Yet I have to give you credit for my start.
And your tattoos on the outside. _
Boy, just like you, I made myself a [Eb] work of [Cm] art.
I'll [F] never [A] hide.
I [G] can't.
I'm too shiny. _
[C] Watch me dazzle like a diamond.
I'm [G] in the rough.
Strut [C] my stuff.
My [G] stuff is so shiny. _
[C] Send your armors, but they'll never [Am] be enough.
My [D] shell's too tough.
Maui, [Em] you can try, [C] try, try.
But you can't [Em] expect a demi-god
to be to [C] take apart.
_ [Em] You will die, [C] die, die.
Now it's time for [Am] me to take apart.
[D] You're aching hard.
_ [Eb] Far [Bb] from the ones
who _ abandoned you.
Chasing the light.
Of all these humans
who made you feel wanted.
You [C] _ tried to be [Dm] tough.
_ But [Eb] your armor's
just [F] not hard enough.
[C] _ [Bb] Now _ it's time
to kick [Db] your hide, man.
Ever seen
someone [G] so shiny? _
[C] So get in, cause it's the last
you'll [G] ever see.
They [C] love him under [G] me.
I'm so shiny.
Now [C] I need you, so prepare
your [Am] final plea.
Just [D] for me.
_ [Eb] You'll never be quite as shiny.
You wish you were
nice and _ shiny.
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