Sheila, You Were There Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson

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Got thrown and trampled by the biggest [G] fucking bull you'd ever seen
_ [A] Gouge me I out crush me balls and rip me [D] fucking spleen
_ _ Covered in [E] mud and blood and guts slid [G] underneath the fence
[A] And when I finally focused with me one good eye Sheila you were there
_ _ [G] Lost one [D] eye and crushed me [A] balls, but Sheila [D] you were there _ _ _
_ _ And I remember the first time I ever got you [G] drunk cheap wine in the back of me you
[A] You got the hiccups laughing and farting and all I [D] wanted was a root
But I only ever got to kiss you that night at the gate when I [G] dropped you off
[A] Stuck me tongue in your mouth you hiccup again nearly bit the [D] bastard off
_ _ [G] Seems like a [D] long time ago, you [A] know, but Sheila [D] you were there
And [E] _
_ _ _ what about the engagement party [A] till you announced out loud?
[B] Your menstrual cycle blew a tire and you was up [E] the spout your old man chased me with a chainsaw
[A] Cut me arm off up to here
_ [B] Chainsaw hadn't run out of juice.
There'd be bits of me [E] everywhere
_ _ [A] Then he tried to stab [E] me with the fucking [B] thing, but Sheila you were there _ _ _ _
_ _ And who'd have forget the wedding day?
[A] The wind the rain the sleep and [B] how's your time and breaking your water when your old man was making his speech?
The ambulance slipped and spun you dropped your bundle [E] fucking lucky.
I'm not dead
[B] Doc dropped his glasses drunken bastards hacked off me [B] fucking leg
Yeah, [A] you talk about [E] starting off on [B] the wrong foot Sheila you were there _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ [F] Yeah
And it's hard to raise a mongrel kid [Bb] when you're balancing on one pin and [C] he sneaks up on your glass
Eye-sight and you can't catch the [F] cunt in him that kid crashed me tractor sold me car [Bb] grew wacky weed back of the shed
[C] Coppers come round burnt the joint to the ground never seen that [F] fucking kid again
Yeah, [Bb] we lost the lot [F] when he fucked off, [C] but Sheila [F] you were there _
_ [G] _ _ _ So out I went out back rabbit trapping anything to make a quit
Was [D] taking a crap when a rabbit trap snapped and hacked off the knob of [G] me dick
_ Then that stupid mongrel doggy yours went and buried me not somewhere
I [D] reckon you know where he buried it to Kusala you [G] were there _
Yeah, it just turned around and me dong was gone, [D] but Sheila [G] you were there
_ _ _ _ So here I am minus the knob of me cock me I me leg and an arm and after
[D] Busting me balls and losing me manhood not to mention the [G] fucking farm now the doc tells me that me dick is fucked
And I ain't got long to live and [D] in me final hours
Sheila you [G] still here _ _
Yeah, should have known you'd be there when I go
[D] Sheila [G] you were there
_ _ [A] _ _ _ Now I'm fighting for me last breath as we bid our last farewells
[E] Can you move a little closer Sheila there's something I gotta [A] tell you _
You're kneeling on me oxygen hose [D] and cutting off me _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ You've been hanging around like a bad smell [D] for fucking years
[E] You're fucking bad luck you fucking old slut so fuck off out [A] of here _ _ _ _ _ _
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