Chords for She's the Sorta Sheila

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Fuckin' legend!
Now ladies and gentlemen, would you welcome the fuckin' legend himself, Kevin Bloody Wilson! _ _ _
G'day Australia! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Well there's not many sheilas where I come from, but she ain't the sort of [E] sheila for me.
And they reckon I got the ugliest one, but she ain't the sort [A] of sheila for me.
And if you had a dog that looked like that, [D] you'd shave its ass and teach it to walk [E] backwards,
but you couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that, so she ain't the sort of [A] sheila for me. _
[E] Yeah, [A] she ain't the sort of sheila for me.
She ain't the sort of [E] sheila for me.
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she ain't the [A] sort of sheila for me.
There's no politically correct word for fuckin' fat, but she ain't the sort of sheila [E] for me.
The bloke wants Daruda gotta follow a map, but she ain't the sort of [A] sheila for me.
But provided I can get drunk enough, [D] she's Ellie MacPherson when I'm up,
[E] and even Wayne Carey wouldn't bother tryin' to fuck us,
and she ain't the sort of sheila [Am] for me. _
[A] Yeah, she ain't the sort of sheila for me.
She ain't the sort of [E] sheila for me.
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she ain't the sort [A] of sheila for me.
_ She's got V.O. and she's got bad breath, but she ain't the sort of sheila for [E] me.
She looks like a buffalo wearin' a dress, but she ain't the sort of [A] sheila for me.
She picks her nose and she's always fartin', got [D] saggy tits and a saggy ass,
[E] but I tell you what, mate, I'm fuckin' laughin', cause she ain't the sort of sheila [A] for me. _
Yeah, she ain't the sort of sheila for me.
She ain't the sort of sheila [E] for me.
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she ain't the sort of [A] sheila for me.
_ _ How the bloody hell are ya?
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_ It's good to see ya.
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_ Yeah, she ain't too pretty and she ain't too bright, but she ain't the sort of [E] sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe, but she ain't the sort of [A] sheila for me.
She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids, [D] makes new short plates look like a [E] computer,
and I've gotta get this to get the courage out the root of it.
She's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _
Yeah, she's the sort of sheila for me.
She's the sort of [E] sheila for me.
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she ain't the [A] sort of sheila for me.
She's the sort of sheila for me.
She's the sort of sheila [E] for me.
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she ain't the sort of [A] sheila for me.
Yeah, you know the [Bb] best bit is, she's deaf and dumb, and her old man dropped dead and left her a [E] pub,
so I'm [F] not a fuckin' stupid ninja.
I thought I [E] was.
She's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _
_ [E] She's the sort of sheila for [A] me.
Yeah, she's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _ _ _ _ _ _
Yeah!
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