Chords for She Only Loves Me For My Johnson

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_ Everybody, I'm going to introduce to you perhaps [Eb] our most famous band member.
I've introduced the other guys and they're_
First of all, it is an honor to play with them.
Aren't they [N] incredible?
I'm blessed to play with you.
You're good friends and you're so talented.
But [B] perhaps our most famous member is this [Gbm] 1952 Johnson [Eb] Outboard motor.
That's a founding member, right?
That's a founding member.
That's the reason why we all got together.
[N] There we go.
Okay, _ now_
_ Now you can tell we have [F] way too much time on our hands here in the [N] Keys.
So this [Fm] Johnson has done a lot of [Eb] things.
In fact, [N] it's helped raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for kids with cancer to go to summer camp.
And everybody out here that's got a turquoise hat, thank you because you've been part of that hundreds of dollars.
We've raised over $600 [Eb],000 for kids with cancer.
So _ I figured this old motor deserves its own song.
So this is a song that I'm about to start in the wrong key.
[F] _ _ _ [N] _ You know, I do have some [C] more of this, don't I?
_ _ _ [N] I can't sing a song about my Johnson without a drink, right? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Alright, a song about my Johnson.
Give [Eb] it up for my Johnson, everybody. _
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_ [A] I'm not the kind of a guy that [Dm] stands out [D] in a crowd
[E] When it comes to the ladies, I'm shy and not that [A] loud
But I've got the sturdiest girl, [D] I tell you right now, she's a champ
[E] People ask me how I got her, _ _ _ how do [N] I begin?
_ _ She only looks [Bm] before my Johnson, _ she's a [A] good girl sometimes
I [Dbm] know I'm a lucky [Ab] fella, [A] I'm straighter than a jeller
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When it's dark [D] and shuddering shades, she says [A] that's not a big deal
I know I'm really not that [Bm] handsome, she [A] only looks at my Johnson _
I pull out my Johnson, [D] the ladies all gather round
They [Bm] ask if they could use it, but [A] they want more than that I found
[Am] But first [A] they start to pull it, and [G] then they choke [D] it as much as they can
[E] They all want a little too strong
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I'm such a lucky man, _ _ but they [D] only look before my Johnson
Yeah, [A] they say it's true sometimes
I know I'm a [Ab] lucky fella, _ [A] I'm straighter than a jeller
[Db] When it's dark [Bm] and shuddering shades, [A] yeah they say that's not a big deal
I know I'm really not that [Ab] handsome, they [A] only look before my Johnson _ _ _
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_ [Gbm] _ Love to go on my [D] boat, do it most every day
_ [E] When I pull up to the [B] sandbar, the ladies [A] all look to my way
At first I thought it was me, [D] soon I realized
[E] As I got a little [Bm] closer, they weren't staring [E] into my eyes
_ They [Bm] were looking at my Johnson, _ yeah they say [A] it's really sometimes
I know I'm a lucky fella, [Ab] _ [A] I'm straighter than a jeller
When it's dark [Bm] and shuddering shades, yeah they say [A] that's not a big deal
I know I'm [E] really not that handsome, [A] they only look before my Johnson
Trust me I'm not awesome, [E] they just want [A] Howard Johnson _
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