Chords for Sha Na Na ~with guest Henny Youngman.AVI

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_ _ I got a question for you now.
If Hughes was stuck on a desert island,
and he could only have one person in the world with Hughes,
who would you pick?
Wow.
_ Farafoss and Majors.
Raquel Welch.
_ That's good.
I for one would opt to be stuck with somebody who knows how to build a boat.
_ I for two would want to get stuck with Julia Child in a large refrigerator. _
_ _ I would want to be stuck with Lenny.
Why would you want to be stuck with Caravan Belly?
Because I could sit under him and be in the shade all day. _ _
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Speaking of desert islands,
here comes a desert island with a tree in the middle of his face.
_ _ Hey, we were just talking about who you'd most like to be stuck on a desert island with.
Well, if I had my choice, I'd pick Henny Youngman.
Henny Youngman?
Why Henny Youngman?
Because he makes me laugh.
Come on.
Henny Youngman on this show.
Your brain has been in the sun too long.
Yeah, the only way we could get Henny Youngman on our show is to give him a million bucks or name a street after him.
If we named a street after him, what would we call it?
How's this? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Sixth Avenue.
_ Sorry. _
Hey, that's_
_ What was wrong with Sixth Avenue?
_ _ _ Hey, anybody.
_ _ _ _ _ Hello, Street.
Bowser J.
Bowser speaking. _ _
Oh, hello, Mr.
Youngman.
Oh, he's right in the neighborhood.
Well, all you have to do is go to the corner of Rock Hudson Street and ask the Roll Road.
_ Right.
We're at the corner of Rock and Roll.
_ _ And _ then you can't miss it.
See, it's this tiny little block with three garbage cans and four TV cameras in the gutter.
[Bb] Ta-ta.
[Em] He's on his way.
Come _ _ _ on.
_ Justine. _
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_ _ _ _ And Henny _ Youngman.
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_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Yous is just in time here for the dedication of your street.
Here, the press should be here any minute.
Well, good that I got here just in time.
Look, fellas, please, take down my_
Take the sign down.
Come on, please.
Oh, why?
Is it misspelled?
Well, how do I know?
I'm a comedian, not a speller.
What's wrong with the sign, Mr.
Youngman?
Well, my name's on it.
That's what's wrong with it.
_ You're modest.
Well, I am very upset, fellas.
I don't want my name associated with you.
Now, now, let's be fair.
_ Not so fast, Mr.
Youngman.
You want the sign down, you got to do three minutes of comedy on our show.
Now, what's it going to be?
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
Well, let me help you with your decision.
You don't do three minutes.
Not only does that sign stay up, but we're going to change the name of our group from Shahnana to the Henny Youngman Singers.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] My mic, please.
_ Ladies and gentlemen, here's a person with a lot [B] of street smarts.
Take Henny Youngman, please. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Hey, funny thing happened on the way I got here.
_ _ I just got back from a pleasure trip.
Took my mother-in-law to the airport. _ _
My mother-in-law was in the Olympics.
She was a javelin catcher. _
_ _ _ _ Here's another one you may not like.
_ _ _ I just got a call.
They asked me how much do I want to do a picture with Farrar Fawcett.
I said $50,000.
They called back.
They said, how about $20,000?
I said, I'll pay it. _ _
_ _ _ There's a doctor out here.
A little guy walks in.
He says, doctor, I have a ring in my ear.
What will I do?
He says, don't answer.
_ [N] _
A man _ _ _ walks in.
He says, you're going to literally be 60.
He says, I am 60.
He says, what'd I tell you? _ _
_ _ _ _ The guy goes to the doctor.
He says, doctor, I'm having trouble with my love life at home.
What will I do?
He says, take off 20 pounds.
Run 10 miles a day.
Calls in two weeks later.
Doc took me off the 20 pounds.
I've been running 10 miles a day.
He says, how's your love life?
I don't know.
I'm 140 miles away. _ _ _ _
Doctor says to me, get him dressed.
He says, take me out a few times first. _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm standing there naked.
He says, go over the window.
Stick your tongue out in the window.
I said, what?
He said, I'm mad at my neighbor.
_ _ _ _ _ He puts the stethoscope to my heart.
I said, doc, how do I stand?
He says, that's what puzzles me.
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I said, doc, my foot hurts.
What'll I do for it?
He says, limp. _ _
_ _ My grandson, I said, I got a grandson, 22.
It'll be 23 if I let him.
_ _ He complains about headaches.
I've told him a thousand times.
When you get out of bed, it's feet first.
_ _ _ _ _ He plays horse.
He said, I played a great horse the other day.
Took seven horses to beat him.
[Gb] _ _ _ This horse was so slow, the jockey kept a diary [A] of the trip.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Bm] _
_ The jockey hit the horse.
The horse turned to rise.
What'd he [Bb] hit him with?
There's nobody behind him. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I'm glad you came, really.
_ [E]
Little [G] glee club fellas, get up.
_ Are you ready?
Get behind me.
Everybody give me a [Gm] hey.
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_ Take _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ my wife, please.
[Gbm] _ _ [A] _
_ _ [D] Someone took her, that's a fact.
Next day they brought her back.
[G] Take my wife, please.
Take my wife, please.
All [Dm] around the world, [C] wherever I roam, [A] I take my wife along, [D] but she finds her way home.
_ [Ab] _ _ [Bm] Nothing can be finer when you've got a great one-liner.
Life's [E] a breeze.
Life's a breeze.
Life's a breeze.
Life's a breeze.
[Db] Somebody, _ everybody, anybody, [B] take my [G] wife, please.
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