Chords for Sex Pistols: The Grundy Show incident 1/12/1976
Tempo:
137.4 bpm
Chords used:
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E
C
B
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
They are punk rockers, the new craze they tell me.
They are heroes, not the nice clean Rolling Stones.
You see, they are as drunk as I am.
They are clean by comparison.
They are a group called the Sex Pistols.
I am told that that group have received £40,000 from the record company.
Doesn't that seem to be slightly opposed to their anti-materialistic view of life?
More ordinary.
Really? Oh yeah.
Well tell me more about it.
We fucking spent it, didn't we?
I don't know, have you?
Yeah, it's all gone.
No one even heard that one, because he was drunk himself and he wasn't paying attention.
When he asked, well what did you do to the money?
I said, we fucking spent it.
Well tell me more about it.
We fucking spent it, didn't we?
I don't know, have you?
Yeah, it's all gone.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
Good lord.
Now, I want to know one thing.
Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Raoul, all died.
They're all heroes of ours, aren't they?
Really?
What are we saying, sir?
They're wonderful people.
Are they?
Oh yes, they really turn us on.
What do they do?
Well, suppose they turn other people on.
It's just their touch, really.
And Ron, he slipped up and said shit under his breath.
It's what?
Nothing, a rude word.
Next question.
No, no.
What was the rude word?
Shit.
What is it really?
Good heavens, you've quite littered her.
What about you girls behind?
Your dad and auntie's still there.
Are you, uh Your grandad.
Are you worried or are you just enjoying yourself?
Enjoying myself.
Are you?
Yeah.
That's what I thought you were doing.
I always wanted to meet you.
Did you really?
Susie, she was just being like coy with him.
And he said, oh, maybe we'll meet after.
We'll meet afterwards, shall we?
You dirty son.
You dirty old man.
[C] Steve completely understood that he was talking to a drunk.
As you would a drunk in a pub.
And he just topped him.
Keep going, Steve, keep going.
Go on, you've got another five seconds.
Say something outrageous.
You dirty bastard.
I just remember this fucking cunt just started provoking us
and we coated him off.
Go on, again.
You dirty fucker.
What a clever boy.
What a fucking rocker.
Well, that's it for tonight.
The other rocker, Abel, and I'm saying nothing else about him,
will be back tomorrow.
I'll be seeing you soon, Abel.
I'm not seeing you again.
From me, though, good night.
McLaren was [Dm]
terrified.
He was shitting himself.
He was deaf [F] white, you know, going,
[C] we'd fucking better get out of here, quick.
[A] But the very next day, it was all his big idea, you know.
[B] It was perfect stand-up comedy.
It was half-arrested.
[Bm] [A] And the things [E] that you say
[B] I won't even [A] rhyme [Em] away
I'm trying [A] to do [Em] these things for [E] you
[Bm] Oh, why should I [A] do it?
Oh, [E] Amazon, oh,
[A] [F#m] [E] Hey, I
They are heroes, not the nice clean Rolling Stones.
You see, they are as drunk as I am.
They are clean by comparison.
They are a group called the Sex Pistols.
I am told that that group have received £40,000 from the record company.
Doesn't that seem to be slightly opposed to their anti-materialistic view of life?
More ordinary.
Really? Oh yeah.
Well tell me more about it.
We fucking spent it, didn't we?
I don't know, have you?
Yeah, it's all gone.
No one even heard that one, because he was drunk himself and he wasn't paying attention.
When he asked, well what did you do to the money?
I said, we fucking spent it.
Well tell me more about it.
We fucking spent it, didn't we?
I don't know, have you?
Yeah, it's all gone.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
Good lord.
Now, I want to know one thing.
Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Raoul, all died.
They're all heroes of ours, aren't they?
Really?
What are we saying, sir?
They're wonderful people.
Are they?
Oh yes, they really turn us on.
What do they do?
Well, suppose they turn other people on.
It's just their touch, really.
And Ron, he slipped up and said shit under his breath.
It's what?
Nothing, a rude word.
Next question.
No, no.
What was the rude word?
Shit.
What is it really?
Good heavens, you've quite littered her.
What about you girls behind?
Your dad and auntie's still there.
Are you, uh Your grandad.
Are you worried or are you just enjoying yourself?
Enjoying myself.
Are you?
Yeah.
That's what I thought you were doing.
I always wanted to meet you.
Did you really?
Susie, she was just being like coy with him.
And he said, oh, maybe we'll meet after.
We'll meet afterwards, shall we?
You dirty son.
You dirty old man.
[C] Steve completely understood that he was talking to a drunk.
As you would a drunk in a pub.
And he just topped him.
Keep going, Steve, keep going.
Go on, you've got another five seconds.
Say something outrageous.
You dirty bastard.
I just remember this fucking cunt just started provoking us
and we coated him off.
Go on, again.
You dirty fucker.
What a clever boy.
What a fucking rocker.
Well, that's it for tonight.
The other rocker, Abel, and I'm saying nothing else about him,
will be back tomorrow.
I'll be seeing you soon, Abel.
I'm not seeing you again.
From me, though, good night.
McLaren was [Dm]
terrified.
He was shitting himself.
He was deaf [F] white, you know, going,
[C] we'd fucking better get out of here, quick.
[A] But the very next day, it was all his big idea, you know.
[B] It was perfect stand-up comedy.
It was half-arrested.
[Bm] [A] And the things [E] that you say
[B] I won't even [A] rhyme [Em] away
I'm trying [A] to do [Em] these things for [E] you
[Bm] Oh, why should I [A] do it?
Oh, [E] Amazon, oh,
[A] [F#m] [E] Hey, I
Key:
A
E
C
B
Bm
A
E
C
They are punk rockers, the new craze they tell me.
_ They are heroes, not the nice clean Rolling Stones.
_ You see, they are as drunk as I am.
They are clean by comparison.
They are a group called the Sex Pistols.
_ _ I am told that that group have received £40,000 from the record company.
Doesn't that seem to be slightly opposed to their _ anti-materialistic view of life?
More ordinary.
Really? Oh yeah.
Well tell me more about it.
We fucking spent it, didn't we?
I don't know, have you?
Yeah, it's all gone.
No one even heard that one, because he was drunk himself and he wasn't paying attention.
When he asked, well what did you do to the money?
I said, we fucking spent it.
Well tell me more about it.
We fucking spent it, didn't we?
I don't know, have you?
Yeah, it's all gone.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
_ Good lord.
Now, I want to know one thing.
Beethoven, _ Mozart, Bach, Raoul, all died.
They're all heroes of ours, aren't they?
Really?
What are we saying, sir?
They're wonderful people.
Are they?
Oh yes, they really turn us on.
What do they do?
Well, suppose they turn other people on.
_ It's just their touch, really.
And Ron, he slipped up and said shit under his breath.
It's what?
Nothing, a rude word.
Next question.
No, no.
What was the rude word?
_ Shit.
What is it really?
Good heavens, you've quite littered her.
What about you girls behind?
Your dad and auntie's still there.
Are you, _ uh_ Your grandad.
Are you worried or are you just enjoying yourself?
Enjoying myself.
Are you?
Yeah.
That's what I thought you were doing.
I always wanted to meet you.
Did you really?
_ Susie, she was just being like coy with him.
And he said, oh, maybe we'll meet after.
We'll meet afterwards, shall we?
_ You dirty son.
You dirty old man.
[C] Steve completely understood that he was talking to a drunk.
As you would a drunk in a pub.
And he just topped him.
Keep going, Steve, keep going.
_ _ Go on, you've got another five seconds.
Say something outrageous.
You dirty bastard.
I just remember this fucking cunt just started provoking us
and we coated him off.
Go on, again.
You dirty fucker.
What a clever boy.
What a fucking rocker.
Well, that's it for tonight.
The other rocker, Abel, and I'm saying nothing else about him,
will be back tomorrow.
I'll be seeing you soon, Abel.
I'm not seeing you again.
From me, though, good night.
McLaren was [Dm] _
terrified.
He was shitting himself.
_ He was deaf [F] white, you know, going,
[C] we'd fucking better get out of here, quick.
[A] But the very next day, it was all his big idea, you know.
[B] _ _ _ _ It was perfect stand-up comedy.
It was half-arrested. _
[Bm] _ _ _ [A] And the things [E] that you say
[B] I won't even [A] rhyme _ [Em] away
I'm trying [A] to do [Em] these things for [E] you
[Bm] Oh, why should I [A] do it?
Oh, [E] Amazon, oh,
_ _ [A] _ [F#m] _ [E] Hey, I
_ They are heroes, not the nice clean Rolling Stones.
_ You see, they are as drunk as I am.
They are clean by comparison.
They are a group called the Sex Pistols.
_ _ I am told that that group have received £40,000 from the record company.
Doesn't that seem to be slightly opposed to their _ anti-materialistic view of life?
More ordinary.
Really? Oh yeah.
Well tell me more about it.
We fucking spent it, didn't we?
I don't know, have you?
Yeah, it's all gone.
No one even heard that one, because he was drunk himself and he wasn't paying attention.
When he asked, well what did you do to the money?
I said, we fucking spent it.
Well tell me more about it.
We fucking spent it, didn't we?
I don't know, have you?
Yeah, it's all gone.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
_ Good lord.
Now, I want to know one thing.
Beethoven, _ Mozart, Bach, Raoul, all died.
They're all heroes of ours, aren't they?
Really?
What are we saying, sir?
They're wonderful people.
Are they?
Oh yes, they really turn us on.
What do they do?
Well, suppose they turn other people on.
_ It's just their touch, really.
And Ron, he slipped up and said shit under his breath.
It's what?
Nothing, a rude word.
Next question.
No, no.
What was the rude word?
_ Shit.
What is it really?
Good heavens, you've quite littered her.
What about you girls behind?
Your dad and auntie's still there.
Are you, _ uh_ Your grandad.
Are you worried or are you just enjoying yourself?
Enjoying myself.
Are you?
Yeah.
That's what I thought you were doing.
I always wanted to meet you.
Did you really?
_ Susie, she was just being like coy with him.
And he said, oh, maybe we'll meet after.
We'll meet afterwards, shall we?
_ You dirty son.
You dirty old man.
[C] Steve completely understood that he was talking to a drunk.
As you would a drunk in a pub.
And he just topped him.
Keep going, Steve, keep going.
_ _ Go on, you've got another five seconds.
Say something outrageous.
You dirty bastard.
I just remember this fucking cunt just started provoking us
and we coated him off.
Go on, again.
You dirty fucker.
What a clever boy.
What a fucking rocker.
Well, that's it for tonight.
The other rocker, Abel, and I'm saying nothing else about him,
will be back tomorrow.
I'll be seeing you soon, Abel.
I'm not seeing you again.
From me, though, good night.
McLaren was [Dm] _
terrified.
He was shitting himself.
_ He was deaf [F] white, you know, going,
[C] we'd fucking better get out of here, quick.
[A] But the very next day, it was all his big idea, you know.
[B] _ _ _ _ It was perfect stand-up comedy.
It was half-arrested. _
[Bm] _ _ _ [A] And the things [E] that you say
[B] I won't even [A] rhyme _ [Em] away
I'm trying [A] to do [Em] these things for [E] you
[Bm] Oh, why should I [A] do it?
Oh, [E] Amazon, oh,
_ _ [A] _ [F#m] _ [E] Hey, I