Underachiever Of The Year Chords by Settle Your Scores

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_ _ wasn't born with [F] a silver spoon [Ab] in hand, but I had so many [Eb] [Bb] chances.
The better man offered to meet me [F] with magic down my [Ab] throat, but I was passed [Eb] out like a
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[Bb] swamped dog.
[Cm] I guess I wasn't [Bb] meant much of anything.
[Gm] I hope [Ab] my Calvin [C] I [F] am wrong.
[Bb] There's a rejecter and she's a thot here.
I could be anywhere else, but I am stuck right here.
I waste away what's left of my days.
I wonder [Eb] why I'm even here in the [Ebm] first _
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[F] _ [C] [Bb] place.
I'm not a picture perfect portrait of success.
I'm more like a [Eb] worn out Polaroid [Bb] with a lack of focus.
But I really [Dm] can't complain because I know that [Ab] I'm to blame.
I've only got one [Eb] life and for the life of me,
I can't [F] get it right.
[Cm] I guess that I'm [Bb] supposed to be another [Gm] nobody.
I [Ab] hope my Calvin [Eb] [F] I am wrong.
_ [Bb] I'll find where I belong because I'm a junker and she's a thot here.
I could be anywhere else, but I am stuck right [C] here.
[Bb] I waste away what's left of my days.
I [Eb] wonder why I'm even here in [Ebm] the first place.
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[Bb] I'm hopeless and helpless.
I'll [Eb] never get through this.
[Bb] I can't help but feel like I'm out of [Eb] time.
Cause [Bb] I'm [F] on my [Bb] own and I [A] got [Eb] nothing to show for [Bb] every chance [C] I've [Dm] won and every [C] moment [Eb] I've thrown [Bb] away.
I'm on [Dm] my own and I got nothing [Eb] to show for [Bb] every chance [Fm] I've won and [Am] every moment [Eb] I've thrown [F] _ away. _ _ _ _
[C] Cause [Bb] I'm a junker and she's a [F] thot [Gm] here.
[D] I could [Eb] be [Bb] anywhere else, but I [C] am stuck right here.
[Bb] I waste away what's left of my [Gm] days.
I [Eb] wonder why I'm even here in the [Ebm] first _
[E] _ _ [B] _ place.
Cause I'm a junker and she's a thot here.
I could be anywhere else, but I am stuck [Dbm] right here.
[B] Cause I waste away what's left of my [Gb] days.
I [E] wonder why [A] I'm even here in the first _ place. _ _ _ _ _ _
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