Chords for Senses Fail Goes Record Shopping

What's up?
I'm Buddy from Senseless Fail and we're gonna go find some records that [E] don't suck. _
[A] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [N] Here's a good one.
If you've ever heard of a little girl named Adele.
[F#] A lot of bands, people in [E] bands say they have influences [A] that are way cooler than they actually are. _
[E] Because they want to appear cool.
_ _ A good example of this is someone like Morrissey.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ Who_
I love Morrissey [G] but I only started liking him like three years ago because I hated him my entire life.
[A] I actually hated Morrissey.
I thought he was the worst.
_ [F#m] _ _ [Bm] _
_ [G] _ _ [Em] One of my very first [C] bands _
_ [G] covered_
I don't know the name of the song but I think it's_
[F] It caught my life in two pieces.
[C] This is my last_
I [A] covered it with an acoustic guitar wearing a sequined gold jacket.
_ [F#] You don't get to pick all the songs that you [F] cover in your cover bands in high school.
[F#] So I didn't pick that one but [A] I did play it.
_ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [E] Genuine. _ _ _ _
This is sacrilegious but I [N] don't really like the Misfits.
I'm from New Jersey.
I appreciate the Misfits for everything they've done.
I don't know.
For whatever reason it just didn't happen.
_ [C#m] Bruce Springsteen.
Yes.
Listening.
_ [E] _ _ Also, [A] Smashing Pumpkins.
_ Yes.
Snapcase.
Yes.
[D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
[D] _ _ _ [C#] 30 Seconds to Mars.
_ [F#m] _
_ [C#m] Jared Leto.
I [F#m] toured with Jared Leto before.
I shake his hand.
Actually he doesn't shake [A] hands.
Only fist bumps.
Jared Leto goes to the climbing gym that I go to and I toured with him for probably like two and a half months.
Or two months.
_ [D#] I was actually on the cover of a magazine with him.
And I went to_
I was [N] trying to catch his eye and see if I could say hi to him.
Like looking _ the other way.
I think [F#] he probably thought I was a fan or something.
But I just went to be like, hey man, how's it going?
Remember when we toured together?
Yeah, cool.
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [N] Love this record.
How about that?
Love it.
_ _ Perfect.
Rage.
What else we got here?
_ _ _ This record [E] isn't obviously the influential record for me but [N] Propaganda is one of my favorite bands of all time.
_ _ [E] _ I think I'm in the_
Whoa.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [B] Slam [N] Airlines.
_ _ _ Really influential.
_ _ _ Notifax is a big influence on me.
One of the reasons I wanted to be in the band.
And one of the reasons why Senses Fell sucks live is [A] because Notifax sucks live.
_ [D] _ _
[C#] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] A boy named Goo.
_ _ _ This is the hit.
This is it.
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [F#] _
_ _ [G] What's up?
[D] So these are the records that I got.
[A] I got No Effects, I [G] Hardly Suck Live.
[D] And Snapcase, [G#]
Looking Glassed Off.
_ [G] Two very influential records in my youth.
[A] _ [Am] Specifically this one, [G] I always loved No Effects but this is the first and [A] only live record that I've ever [N] really _ loved.
[B] And it was because of the banter in between songs.
[G] So if you've ever noticed that I talk a [A] lot, say a lot of stupid things at [D] shows, specifically because of this record.
[G] So I picked this [Bm] very influential _ [G] to [D] me because it's how I learned how to talk [N] on stage.
By saying a bunch of stupid things, I bottle people.
So I love this.
I love what this did for me.
And [D] this band I got into _ [B] off-chord.
EBR.
_ [Gm] _ [A] And they're like one of the first hardcore bands that really got me into hardcore.
So [D] Snapcase, specifically this record, [B] specifically the song [E] Drain Me _ [D] is what got me [Am] into hardcore.
So there you go.
Here are two finds [D] of the record store that represent [Bm] my influences.
_ _ _ [A] _ _