Chords for Scott Aukerman, Paul F Tompkins, Sara Watkins & Rhett Miller

_ What happens when? _ _
I guess we'll [F#] find out.
_ _ Let's give it a go.
[Em] Ladies and gentlemen, we'd [A] like to dedicate this song to [F#] you.
The Sasquatch audience.
Thank you so much for being [D] here. _
Those of you that [F] stayed.
_ _ _ Which is not the [N] majority of you.
Not the majority.
But you!
_ [D] The mullet-mucker's in the middle! _ _
_ [F] How are people in my [F] red bull section?
_ _ Ha [G] ha ha ha ha ha!
They didn't applaud!
Thank you [D#] so much!
You would think they would have more energy and not less.
Ha ha ha [G] ha ha!
Alright ladies and gentlemen, here goes a song.
[D#m] It goes exactly like [E] this. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _
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_ _ _ _ [A] _ I [E] am the sun
_ _ and the _ air. _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] I'm a shyness
[E] that is _ criminally vulgar.
_ _ I am the _ sinner.
_ I'm nothing
but a killer.
_ [G] _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [C] _ _ You shut your [G] mouth.
_ How can you say
_ [Bm] _
I go about
[E] things the wrong way?
I am [C] human
and I need [G] to be loved. _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ Just like anybody
else [E] _ does.
_ You make a good case.
Thank you.
_ _ What does Red have to say about this?
I'd like to hear his opinion on this.
I am the sun _ _ and the _ air.
Funny, that's what I said I was. _ _ _
[G] I am the sinner.
I'm the shyness that is [E] _ criminally vulgar.
_ _ I'm the sun and the air. _
_ _ _ I'm nothing in [Em]
particular.
_ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
[C] _ _ You shut your [G] mouth.
_ How can you [Bm] say _
[E] I go about _ _ _ _ _
things [C] the wrong way?
I am human and I need to [G] be _ loved.
_ _ [Bm] _
[E] Just like anybody [E] else _ does. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _
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[C] _ _ _ There's a club
if you [G] want to go.
_ You [Bm] could find somebody _ who
really loves you. _
_ But [C] you go and you stand
on your [G] own.
Then you leave on your own.
[B] And you go [E] home and you cry
and you want to _ die.
_ That's on you. _
Talk to some people at the club.
That's a wine beat, not an end beat.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ Who wants to hear a solo? _ _
Alright, _ _ _ we have a choral.
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [C] Daryl Watkins!
You say it's gonna happen, yeah.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _
But what exactly
do you [E] mean? _ _
_ See, [C] I've already
waited too [G] long. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ And all my
hope [E] is _ gone. _ _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _
_ _ You shut your [G] mouth. _ _
How can you say
[Bm] _
I go about [E] things the wrong way?
I am [C] human
and I need to [G] be loved. _ _ _ _
[Bm] Just [E] like everybody [E] else does.
_ _ Scott Ackerman!
Daryl Watkins!
_ _ Ricky Watts! _
Thank you _ _ _ so [F#] much!
Have a great afternoon, everyone!
Enjoy your [G] drugs!