Birds And Bees Chords by Scary Bitches

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My mother saw me kiss a boy [F] when I was only 10.
[C] Well you might think that's not too bad, [D] but things were different then.
She pulled me to her side and she [F] sat me on her knee.
She said, I [C] think it's time that you and I [D] discuss the birds and bees.
She pulled me to her side and [F] she sat me on her knee.
She said, [C] I think it's time that you [Am] and I [D] discuss the birds and bees.
She said, always use a condom, you [F] can do just what you please.
[C] We'll stop you getting pregnant [D] and catching _ STDs.
Birds and [Dm] bees, [F] and birds and bees, [C] and birds and bees, [Dm] and birds and [D]
bees.
They're all men are bastards, there are [F] two things they want from you.
[C] Someone at home to cook their meals [D] and someone they lose through.
Then after 27 years [F] they'll get a little itch.
[C] And they'll run off and leave you for [D] some 30 year old bitch.
My mother pulled me to her [F] side, sat me on her knee.
She said, [C] I think it's time that you and I [D] discuss the birds and bees.
She said, if you use a condom you [F] can do just what you please.
[C] They'll stop you getting pregnant [D] and catching STDs.
Don't think my mother liked boys very [F] much.
_ [E] [D] Then your thoughts might turn to girls.
[F] Don't fight it, it's okay.
[C] There really is no problem if [D] you find out that you're gay.
But you might find it hard to [F] form long term relationships.
[C] So my advice, just grab a [D] girl who's got the biggest tits.
My mother pulled me to her [F] side, sat me on her knee.
She [C] said, I think it's time that you and I [D]
discuss the birds and bees.
She said, always use a condom, you [F] can do just what you please.
[C] They'll stop you getting pregnant [D] and catching _ STDs.
Birds and [Dm] bees and [F] birds and bees [C] and birds and bees [Dm] and birds [D] and bees.
When she runs off with [F] someone else it might not be the end.
[C] Because you might take advantage of [Dm] our fine four [D]-legged friends.
But their bits are all in [Dm] different parts, you [F] won't know what to do.
[C] So I thought this book of diagrams [Dm] is [G] specially for [D] you.
My mother pulled me to her [F] side, sat me on her knee.
She [C] said, I think it's time that you and I [D]
discuss the birds and bees.
She said, always use a condom, [F] you can do just what you please.
[C] They'll stop you getting pregnant [D] and catching _ STDs.
Birds and [F] bees and birds and bees [C] and birds and bees [Dm] and birds [D] and_
Birds and [F] bees and birds and bees [C] and birds and bees [Dm] and birds [D] and_
Or you might turn to your [F] family, a cousin's not too bad.
[C] Just remember Uncle Kevin's [Dm] mine and don't go [D] with your dad.
I said, Ma, don't [F] patronise me, don't take me for a fool.
[C] Everything you've said we [Dm] learned three years [D] ago in school.
My mother pulled me to her [F] side, sat me on her knee.
She [C] said, I think it's time that you and I [D]
discuss the birds and bees.
She said, always use a condom, [F] you can do just what you please.
[C] They'll stop you getting pregnant [D] and catching STDs.
My mother pulled me [F] to her side, sat me on her knee.
She [C] said, I think it's time that you and [Dm] I discuss the [D] birds and bees.
She said, always use a [Dm] condom, you can [F] do just what you please.
[C] They'll stop you getting pregnant [Dm] and catching _ [D] STDs.
Birds and bees [F] and birds and bees [C] and birds and _ [Dm] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [F] bees and birds and bees [C] and_
Birds and bees [Dm] and [D] birds and _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ bees [C] and birds and bees [Dm] and _ [D] _ _ _ birds [F] and_ _
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