Spam Chords by Save Ferris

[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
[C#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [C#m] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
I heard that being gay is [A] a _ [D] _ _
spam,
maybe it's a [A] double spam.
[E] _ _
[A] When [C#m] I was a [Bm] child,
my [B] family was so [A] poor,
they [C#m] didn't have the [Bm] finer things in life [E] to need.
[C#m] So they had a [Bm] poop [B] in a paper [D] can.
The government said poop is [E] for meat.
Oh, it was [G#] a spam.
Being gay is [A] a double _ [D] _ [A]
double spam,
[C#m] maybe it's a double spam.
[E] _ _
[A] He [C#m] got admitted at [Bm] SNR,
they [E] said I grew up like Bruce [A] Jenner.
He [C#m] was a winner [Bm] that never [E] knew DP. _
[C#m] And when he got hungry,
[Bm] when [E] he got hungry,
[D] he grabbed open [E] fish and treats.
_ [A]
Oh, it was a spam.
[C#m] Being gay is a double spam,
[D] I buy it at the mobile spam,
_ maybe it's [A] a double spam.
[B] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ S-P-A-M
Don't you [D] know it's my best [E] friend?
S [E]-P-A-M-O
Again and again and [D] again and again.
Oh, S-P-A [F#m]-M
Don't you [A] know it's my best friend?
S-P-A-M-O
Again [B] and again and again and again.
So go up and get your O-S [A]-P-A-R. _
There's one in each byproduct
that's best by far. _ _
It's [C#] spam.
Being gay [A] is a double,
_ [D] I buy it at the mobile spam,
maybe [A] it's a double spam.
[E] Everybody!
_ _ _ Woo! _ _
Woo!
_ [B] _ [A] Woo! _ _ _
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_ _ [G#] _ _ [D#] _ _ [D] _ _