Chords for Sargent Stadanko
Tempo:
130.3 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
C
E
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Class, [D] class, [G] class, come to order [C] please.
[N] Class, we are very privileged today to have a very special guest in our room.
His name is Mr.
Stadenko.
And Mr.
Stadenko is a narcotics officer.
That's better, class.
Now, Billy, where are you going?
I gotta go to the can, sister.
I'll be right back.
You sit down, Billy.
No, no, no.
I gotta go to the can.
You sit down, Billy, and whatever you have in your mouth, swallow it immediately.
Oh, hey, thanks a lot, sister.
Hey, Billy, here, swallow these too, man.
Now, class, I know that all you boys and girls here at Our Lady of 115th Street
are too young to have any dealings with any of these dangerous drugs.
But, as St.
Dominic always said,
O fili mi boni belli, dominoes for biscum beni, selling all his dominoes.
And with that, I want you to give Mr.
Stadenko your undivided attention.
Mr.
Stadenko.
[E] [Ab] [N] Thank you very much, Your Grace.
And good afternoon, boys and girls.
Thank you for inviting me into your classroom today.
Now, I have in front of me a green leafy substance, which I am going to light.
Now, I wonder, could one of you boys and girls guess what this substance might be?
No, it's Michoacan, man, Michoacan.
No, it's Michoacan, man.
Well, that's very good, class.
My sister, they do seem rather well informed.
Oh, they are, Mr.
Stadenko, they are.
Why, just last week I gave out 15 holy cards.
Well, that's great, sister. Okay, class.
Now, as you know, this drug in front of me is what they call marijuana.
Or as it's known in the hippie world, pot, that's right, joint, yes, reefer, yes, but we don't call it that.
We have other words for it.
Now, contrary to popular belief, kids, and let me level with you, this stuff can give you brain damage.
Make no mistake about that.
It can.
I know they've had other tests where they say it doesn't harm you, but believe me, kids, this stuff is dangerous to fool with.
And remember, only dopes use dope.
Now, class, are there any questions?
Yes, the young fellow in the front row with the orange and purple shirt, you have a question?
Yeah.
Hey, who cuts your hair?
[Am]
Ask?
Now, that [B] was funny.
Now, settle down and give [F] Mr.
Stadenko your undivided attention.
Mr.
Stadenko.
Thank [N] you, sister.
Now, are there any more questions?
Yeah, man, I got a question.
Yes, you in the vest, is it?
Yeah.
You have a question, do you?
Yeah, man.
About the drug.
Yeah, yeah, about the drug thing.
Hey, man, like I was watching TV the other day, man, and like they said, like if you knew some guy that was pushing, like, the drugs, man, and then you could call a telephone number and you could get a reward if you turn him in.
Is that still on, man?
That's a very good question, son, and I'm glad that you brought it up.
I was going to get to that.
Yes, boys and girls, there is a program in which you can participate.
Now, we are offering a reward for the pusher.
Now, if there's anybody here has any information about a drug pusher, be it your brother or maybe even your mother and dad, if you give us your name, we will give you a reward for turning in the drug pusher.
Hey, man, how much is the reward, man?
Well, actually, son, I'm not, I can't disclose the amount.
It depends on how much drugs are confiscated.
Well, then, like, but you have to tell the guy's name first, huh?
That's right.
Oh, hey, well, I want to turn in Billy, man.
Hey, what are you talking about, man?
Hey, man, you saw me that shit, man, wouldn't get a fly high.
Hey, I wouldn't clean you, man.
Well, come on.
You're a stooge, puke.
Well, come on, man, you saw me that stuff, man.
That stuff, man, that's nothing but oregano, man.
Oregano?
I took it home and I had to sell it to my brothers and sisters, man, they wouldn't even get off on it, man.
Hey, if it's oregano, you beater, you can use it in your soup.
Hell, yeah, who's a beater?
Well, come on, man, you want a cha-cha?
Let's get down, man.
Well, come on, I'll meet you outside, man.
I don't need to go outside.
Come on, let's go right here.
Come on, get right here.
We'll put your money where your mouth is, man.
Come on, man.
Well, take that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, take, come here, you puke.
Quit running.
Run, get out of there. Class!
Quit hiding behind that shit, you.
Class!
Come on, man.
Class!
Now, you boys, stop that fighting.
[Bb] Class, settle [D] down.
Class,
[Gb] please.
Uh, uh, it's all right, sister, I'll tell you what, I'll go call the police.
Class!
[N] Class, we are very privileged today to have a very special guest in our room.
His name is Mr.
Stadenko.
And Mr.
Stadenko is a narcotics officer.
That's better, class.
Now, Billy, where are you going?
I gotta go to the can, sister.
I'll be right back.
You sit down, Billy.
No, no, no.
I gotta go to the can.
You sit down, Billy, and whatever you have in your mouth, swallow it immediately.
Oh, hey, thanks a lot, sister.
Hey, Billy, here, swallow these too, man.
Now, class, I know that all you boys and girls here at Our Lady of 115th Street
are too young to have any dealings with any of these dangerous drugs.
But, as St.
Dominic always said,
O fili mi boni belli, dominoes for biscum beni, selling all his dominoes.
And with that, I want you to give Mr.
Stadenko your undivided attention.
Mr.
Stadenko.
[E] [Ab] [N] Thank you very much, Your Grace.
And good afternoon, boys and girls.
Thank you for inviting me into your classroom today.
Now, I have in front of me a green leafy substance, which I am going to light.
Now, I wonder, could one of you boys and girls guess what this substance might be?
No, it's Michoacan, man, Michoacan.
No, it's Michoacan, man.
Well, that's very good, class.
My sister, they do seem rather well informed.
Oh, they are, Mr.
Stadenko, they are.
Why, just last week I gave out 15 holy cards.
Well, that's great, sister. Okay, class.
Now, as you know, this drug in front of me is what they call marijuana.
Or as it's known in the hippie world, pot, that's right, joint, yes, reefer, yes, but we don't call it that.
We have other words for it.
Now, contrary to popular belief, kids, and let me level with you, this stuff can give you brain damage.
Make no mistake about that.
It can.
I know they've had other tests where they say it doesn't harm you, but believe me, kids, this stuff is dangerous to fool with.
And remember, only dopes use dope.
Now, class, are there any questions?
Yes, the young fellow in the front row with the orange and purple shirt, you have a question?
Yeah.
Hey, who cuts your hair?
[Am]
Ask?
Now, that [B] was funny.
Now, settle down and give [F] Mr.
Stadenko your undivided attention.
Mr.
Stadenko.
Thank [N] you, sister.
Now, are there any more questions?
Yeah, man, I got a question.
Yes, you in the vest, is it?
Yeah.
You have a question, do you?
Yeah, man.
About the drug.
Yeah, yeah, about the drug thing.
Hey, man, like I was watching TV the other day, man, and like they said, like if you knew some guy that was pushing, like, the drugs, man, and then you could call a telephone number and you could get a reward if you turn him in.
Is that still on, man?
That's a very good question, son, and I'm glad that you brought it up.
I was going to get to that.
Yes, boys and girls, there is a program in which you can participate.
Now, we are offering a reward for the pusher.
Now, if there's anybody here has any information about a drug pusher, be it your brother or maybe even your mother and dad, if you give us your name, we will give you a reward for turning in the drug pusher.
Hey, man, how much is the reward, man?
Well, actually, son, I'm not, I can't disclose the amount.
It depends on how much drugs are confiscated.
Well, then, like, but you have to tell the guy's name first, huh?
That's right.
Oh, hey, well, I want to turn in Billy, man.
Hey, what are you talking about, man?
Hey, man, you saw me that shit, man, wouldn't get a fly high.
Hey, I wouldn't clean you, man.
Well, come on.
You're a stooge, puke.
Well, come on, man, you saw me that stuff, man.
That stuff, man, that's nothing but oregano, man.
Oregano?
I took it home and I had to sell it to my brothers and sisters, man, they wouldn't even get off on it, man.
Hey, if it's oregano, you beater, you can use it in your soup.
Hell, yeah, who's a beater?
Well, come on, man, you want a cha-cha?
Let's get down, man.
Well, come on, I'll meet you outside, man.
I don't need to go outside.
Come on, let's go right here.
Come on, get right here.
We'll put your money where your mouth is, man.
Come on, man.
Well, take that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, take, come here, you puke.
Quit running.
Run, get out of there. Class!
Quit hiding behind that shit, you.
Class!
Come on, man.
Class!
Now, you boys, stop that fighting.
[Bb] Class, settle [D] down.
Class,
[Gb] please.
Uh, uh, it's all right, sister, I'll tell you what, I'll go call the police.
Class!
Key:
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Class, [D] class, _ _ _ [G] class, come to order [C] please.
[N] _ _ Class, we are very privileged today to have a very special guest in our room. _ _ _ _
His name is Mr.
Stadenko. _ _
And Mr.
Stadenko is a narcotics officer. _ _ _ _ _ _
That's better, class.
_ Now, Billy, where are you going?
_ _ I gotta go to the can, sister.
I'll be right back.
You sit down, Billy.
No, no, no.
I gotta go to the can.
You sit down, Billy, and whatever you have in your mouth, swallow it immediately.
Oh, hey, thanks a lot, sister.
_ Hey, Billy, here, swallow these too, man.
Now, class, I know that all you boys and girls here at Our Lady of 115th Street
are too young to have any dealings with any of these dangerous drugs.
But, as St.
Dominic always said,
O fili mi boni belli, dominoes for biscum beni, selling all his dominoes.
_ _ And with that, I want you to give Mr.
Stadenko your undivided attention.
_ Mr.
Stadenko. _
[E] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [N] Thank you very much, Your Grace.
And good afternoon, boys and girls.
Thank you for inviting me into your classroom today.
_ _ Now, I have _ in front of me _ _ _ a green _ leafy substance, _ _ which I am going to light.
_ _ Now, I wonder, could one of you boys and girls guess what this substance might be?
No, _ _ it's Michoacan, man, Michoacan.
No, it's Michoacan, man.
Well, that's very good, class.
My sister, they do seem rather well informed.
Oh, they are, Mr.
Stadenko, they are.
Why, just last week I gave out 15 holy cards. _ _ _
Well, that's _ _ great, sister. Okay, _ _ class. _ _
Now, as you know, this drug in front of me is what they call marijuana.
_ Or as it's known in the hippie world, pot, that's right, _ joint, _ _ _ yes, reefer, _ _ yes, but we don't call it that.
We _ have other words for it.
Now, contrary to popular belief, kids, and let me level with you, _ this stuff can give you brain damage.
_ Make no mistake about that.
It can.
I know they've had other tests where they say it doesn't harm you, but believe me, kids, this stuff is dangerous to fool with.
And remember, only dopes _ use dope.
Now, class, are there any questions?
_ Yes, the young fellow in the front row with the orange and purple shirt, you have a question?
Yeah. _
Hey, who cuts your hair? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Ask?
Now, that [B] was funny.
Now, settle down and give [F] Mr.
Stadenko your undivided attention.
_ _ _ Mr.
Stadenko. _
Thank [N] you, sister.
Now, are there any more questions?
Yeah, man, I got a question.
Yes, you in the _ _ vest, is it?
Yeah. _
You have a question, do you?
Yeah, man.
About the drug.
Yeah, yeah, about the drug thing.
Hey, man, like I was watching TV the other day, man, and like they said, like if you knew some guy that was pushing, like, the drugs, man, and then you could call a telephone number and you could get a reward if you turn him in.
Is that still on, man? _
_ _ That's a very good question, son, and I'm glad that you brought it up.
I was going to get to that.
Yes, boys and girls, _ there is a program _ in which you can participate.
_ _ _ _ _ Now, we are offering a reward for the pusher. _
Now, if there's anybody here has any information _ about a drug pusher, be it your brother or maybe even your mother and dad, if you give us your name, _ _ we will give you a reward for turning in _ the drug pusher.
Hey, man, how much is the reward, man?
Well, _ actually, son, I'm not, I can't disclose the amount.
It depends on how much drugs are _ _ confiscated.
Well, then, like, but you have to tell the guy's name first, huh?
That's right.
Oh, hey, well, I want to turn in Billy, man. _
Hey, what are you talking about, man?
Hey, man, you saw me that shit, man, wouldn't get a fly high.
Hey, I wouldn't clean you, man.
Well, come on.
You're a stooge, puke.
Well, come on, man, you saw me that stuff, man.
That stuff, man, that's nothing but oregano, man.
Oregano?
I took it home and I had to sell it to my brothers and sisters, man, they wouldn't even get off on it, man.
Hey, if it's oregano, you beater, you can use it in your soup.
Hell, yeah, who's a beater?
Well, come on, man, you want a cha-cha?
Let's get down, man.
Well, come on, I'll meet you outside, man.
I don't need to go outside.
Come on, let's go right here.
Come on, get right here.
We'll put your money where your mouth is, man.
Come on, man.
Well, take that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, take, come here, you puke.
Quit running.
Run, get out of there. Class!
Quit hiding behind that shit, you.
Class!
Come on, man.
Class!
_ Now, you boys, stop that fighting.
[Bb] Class, settle [D] down.
Class, _
_ _ [Gb] please.
Uh, uh, _ it's all right, sister, I'll tell you what, I'll go call the police.
Class! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Class, [D] class, _ _ _ [G] class, come to order [C] please.
[N] _ _ Class, we are very privileged today to have a very special guest in our room. _ _ _ _
His name is Mr.
Stadenko. _ _
And Mr.
Stadenko is a narcotics officer. _ _ _ _ _ _
That's better, class.
_ Now, Billy, where are you going?
_ _ I gotta go to the can, sister.
I'll be right back.
You sit down, Billy.
No, no, no.
I gotta go to the can.
You sit down, Billy, and whatever you have in your mouth, swallow it immediately.
Oh, hey, thanks a lot, sister.
_ Hey, Billy, here, swallow these too, man.
Now, class, I know that all you boys and girls here at Our Lady of 115th Street
are too young to have any dealings with any of these dangerous drugs.
But, as St.
Dominic always said,
O fili mi boni belli, dominoes for biscum beni, selling all his dominoes.
_ _ And with that, I want you to give Mr.
Stadenko your undivided attention.
_ Mr.
Stadenko. _
[E] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [N] Thank you very much, Your Grace.
And good afternoon, boys and girls.
Thank you for inviting me into your classroom today.
_ _ Now, I have _ in front of me _ _ _ a green _ leafy substance, _ _ which I am going to light.
_ _ Now, I wonder, could one of you boys and girls guess what this substance might be?
No, _ _ it's Michoacan, man, Michoacan.
No, it's Michoacan, man.
Well, that's very good, class.
My sister, they do seem rather well informed.
Oh, they are, Mr.
Stadenko, they are.
Why, just last week I gave out 15 holy cards. _ _ _
Well, that's _ _ great, sister. Okay, _ _ class. _ _
Now, as you know, this drug in front of me is what they call marijuana.
_ Or as it's known in the hippie world, pot, that's right, _ joint, _ _ _ yes, reefer, _ _ yes, but we don't call it that.
We _ have other words for it.
Now, contrary to popular belief, kids, and let me level with you, _ this stuff can give you brain damage.
_ Make no mistake about that.
It can.
I know they've had other tests where they say it doesn't harm you, but believe me, kids, this stuff is dangerous to fool with.
And remember, only dopes _ use dope.
Now, class, are there any questions?
_ Yes, the young fellow in the front row with the orange and purple shirt, you have a question?
Yeah. _
Hey, who cuts your hair? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Ask?
Now, that [B] was funny.
Now, settle down and give [F] Mr.
Stadenko your undivided attention.
_ _ _ Mr.
Stadenko. _
Thank [N] you, sister.
Now, are there any more questions?
Yeah, man, I got a question.
Yes, you in the _ _ vest, is it?
Yeah. _
You have a question, do you?
Yeah, man.
About the drug.
Yeah, yeah, about the drug thing.
Hey, man, like I was watching TV the other day, man, and like they said, like if you knew some guy that was pushing, like, the drugs, man, and then you could call a telephone number and you could get a reward if you turn him in.
Is that still on, man? _
_ _ That's a very good question, son, and I'm glad that you brought it up.
I was going to get to that.
Yes, boys and girls, _ there is a program _ in which you can participate.
_ _ _ _ _ Now, we are offering a reward for the pusher. _
Now, if there's anybody here has any information _ about a drug pusher, be it your brother or maybe even your mother and dad, if you give us your name, _ _ we will give you a reward for turning in _ the drug pusher.
Hey, man, how much is the reward, man?
Well, _ actually, son, I'm not, I can't disclose the amount.
It depends on how much drugs are _ _ confiscated.
Well, then, like, but you have to tell the guy's name first, huh?
That's right.
Oh, hey, well, I want to turn in Billy, man. _
Hey, what are you talking about, man?
Hey, man, you saw me that shit, man, wouldn't get a fly high.
Hey, I wouldn't clean you, man.
Well, come on.
You're a stooge, puke.
Well, come on, man, you saw me that stuff, man.
That stuff, man, that's nothing but oregano, man.
Oregano?
I took it home and I had to sell it to my brothers and sisters, man, they wouldn't even get off on it, man.
Hey, if it's oregano, you beater, you can use it in your soup.
Hell, yeah, who's a beater?
Well, come on, man, you want a cha-cha?
Let's get down, man.
Well, come on, I'll meet you outside, man.
I don't need to go outside.
Come on, let's go right here.
Come on, get right here.
We'll put your money where your mouth is, man.
Come on, man.
Well, take that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, take, come here, you puke.
Quit running.
Run, get out of there. Class!
Quit hiding behind that shit, you.
Class!
Come on, man.
Class!
_ Now, you boys, stop that fighting.
[Bb] Class, settle [D] down.
Class, _
_ _ [Gb] please.
Uh, uh, _ it's all right, sister, I'll tell you what, I'll go call the police.
Class! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _