Chords for Samsa - Haunt me

[E] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ [E] _
_ _ [C#m] _ [F#] _ [A] _ _ [B] Look, I [E] won't pretend I understand it, [C#m] babe, the afterlife and all, but [F#m] as you died, you
promised me that [B] you would try to write or call and [E] I've been waiting ever since.
[C#m] Every Sunday I hold seances [F#m] with like-minded adults and [B] roll your corpse into the living
[E] room and try to find your pulse and [C#m] then repine it to results.
[F#m] I've even got my window sills lined [B] up with ultraviolet bulbs, [E] shrunken shrines of human
skulls and other signs of [F#m] the occult, but now I'm at a fucking loss cause [B] honey, nothing
seems to work.
Like [G#m] I've been astrally projecting [C#m] my body beyond my dreams through [F#m] the fabric of space
and time so [B] you can spot me at the seams.
I've [E] met you through the [G#m] upside down [C#m] hoping you caught me in between, but [F#m] maybe if you've
got the tech then [B] you can haunt me on my screens [E] like you should infiltrate my newsfeed.
[C#m] I swear no one would notice.
[F#m] You could float beside some bogus [B] Buzzfeed quiz [E] about the POTUS, be a pixelated phantom
[C#m] ghost on clickbait propaganda [F#m] posts and dictate what you're thinking [B] through a catchy headline
[E] like one weird reason [C#m] why it's great to be ethereal [F#m] or 20 signs you're dead [B] now and your
soul is immaterial.
[E] Or if it's late at night [C#m] then you can swoop in from the shadow [F#m] realm and talk to me through
pop-up [B] ads that show up over adult [E] films on anything you're into.
[C#m] We could start with male-female facial, you could beam [A] your interspacial [B] spirit into [E] interracial.
If you're feeling sort of formal [C#m] we could pizza date on Skype [F#m] and I could call the corner
over [B] and we could share the corner slice.
[E] When it's time to go to bed [C#m] then we could leave our cameras on [F#m] and if the netherworld
has one [B] day shipping free on Amazon [E] then you can slumber as you ship [C#m] yourself.
I swear the shit delivers [F#m] quick or send me the address [B] and I could meet you by the river [E] Sticks.
I'm Twitter beef with [C#m] Namtar by the Tigris and Euphrates.
[F#m] I could snap you while I'm [B] snagging sacred threads of light from [E] Hades.
I would loot through Odds and [C#m] photocopy Pirate the [B] Papyrus, change the records and then have
a Facebook flame war with [E] Osiris.
And either way I [C#m] can't wait to talk or reunite.
[F#m] I've been so lonely since you died [B] I've tried to walk towards the light.
[E] And if the gods of death oppose [C#m] or harmless want to reconvene [F#m] then maybe we could sneak
you by [B] him if you haunt me through a screen.
[E] _ _ [C#m] It's been far [F#m] too long that you [G#] and I have [E] been alone.
[G#m] You could [F#m] rectify that [B] if you haunt me through [E] my phone.
No I don't [F#m] want to deal with [G#] voodoo dolls and [E] figurines.
[G#m] I could [F#m] do without them [B] if you'd haunt me through [E] my screen.
I'm just frustrated I [C#m] guess.
I've hung out in countless [F#m] graveyards, drawn pentagrams and [B] slaughtered goats and even
took a course [E] on hunting ghosts from [C#m] Pentecostal folks but never once have gotten [F#] close.
Last [A] month I sat with [B] local psychics in their crystal jewels and tried to [G#m] find my old [C#m] mobile
psychic phone from middle [F#m] school.
Just so maybe if you're [B] bored of fortune telling tarot [E] cards and magic words then you could
[C#m] read 140 [F#m] characters.
So I could throw away my [B] voodoo dolls and stop chanting my [E] voodoo mantras that my guru [C#m] taught us.
And if you slide into some [F#m] YouTube comments you could scroll to [B] comment page or you could
leave it [E] blank.
If your specter is [C#m] perceptible we'd tell him it's a [F#m] prank.
And if you still don't send [B] responses I'd assume the problem's [E] technical and I would
call [C#m] Verizon just so someone could [F#m] inspect it all.
I'd tell him I just [B] wanted a close encounter with a [E] spectral kind.
He'd ask if we turned [C#m] on our modem router for a [F#] second time and [A] plugged it in [B] correctly
to the voltage power [E] socket line and tried to tear a [C#m] portal hole through to your [F#m] paranormal
soul so me and you could [B] catch up on a toll free spirit [E] mortal call.
Or we could see a [C#m] witch doctor.
She'd probably be [F#m] skeptical.
Clinician with a [B] stethoscope, the specimen not skeletal, the [G#m] symptoms [C#m] metaphysical, the convalescent [F#m] soulless.
At first your [B] diagnosis could be we should try [E] hypnosis.
But truthfully if [C#m] you could choose the way that you're reborn I hope you use the 3G [B] phone
and you eschew the Ouija board.
And at this [E] point I don't [C#m] really know why I learned [F#m] ESP4 when you could just [B] descend
and settle in my USB [E] port or my Nvidia [C#m] GeForce or my Video AV [F#m] cord.
There's no need for Santa [B] Muerte when I've got a QWERTY keyboard.
We could [G#m] play a game of [C#m] eSports, you and I'd be on a [F#m] team.
And if you're feeling [G#] odious I'll put my audio on [E] stream.
I'll still have your favorite [G#m] games, babe, I've got them all on [F#m] Steam.
We'll get started when [B] you're ready once you want me to [E] escape.
_ [C#m] It's been [F#m] far too long that [A] you and I [E] have been alone.
[G#m] You could [F#m] rectify that [B] if you haunt me [E] through my phone.
[G#m] No [C#m] I don't wanna [F#m] deal with [G#] voodoo dolls and [E] figurines.
[C#m] [G#m] I could [F#m] do without [B] them if you'd haunt me [E] through my screen.
[C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ _