Chords for Sad Professor

If we're [D] talking _ [G] about _ love
_ _ _ [D] _
_ _ Then [A] I have to _ tell _ you
_ [D]
Dear _ _ [A] readers _ _
[G] I'm not sure _ where [D] I'm headed
_ I've [A] _ gotten _ _ lost before _ _ _
[G] _ I've woke [A] up stone drunk, [F] face down in the floor
_ _ [A]
Late afternoon, [D] house is on
I _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
started, I _ [D] _ jumped _
[A] up
Everyone [E] _ hates the ball
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
Everybody hates [D] Trump _ _
_ _ This [A] may be a live [G] _ _ invention _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ Professors _ muddled in their _ intent _
To _ _ try [A] to rope in [G] _ _ followers _ _
[D] To _ float [A] their _ _ _ _ malcontent _ _ _
_ [G] _ As for [A] this reader, I'm [F] _ already spent
[G] _
_ [A] Late afternoon, [D] house is _ on
I _ _ _ [A] _
_ started, I [D] _ _ jumped _ up
[A] Everyone hates the [E] sad [D] professor _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ I hate where [D] I wound up _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ Dear _ readers
_ _ My [A] _ _
apologies
_ _ I'm drifting _ in [A] and _ out of sleep
Long [D] _ _ silence [A] presents the _ [G] _ tragedies of love
Note the age, [D] get afraid, the [A] surface hazy with _ attendant _ thoughts
_ [G] _ A [A] lazy eye met [F] a four on the rocks
_ _ [A] Late afternoon, [D] house is [D] on _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] I started, [G] I _
[D] _ _ jumped _ [A] up
Everyone [D] _ hates the ball _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Everybody hates Trump
_ _ Everyone _ _ _ hates [D] the sad professor _ _
I _ _ [A] _ _ hate [D] where I wound up _ _ _
_ [A] I hate where I wound [D]
up
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