Chords for roy c.-peeping through the window

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_ _ I [G] woke up this morning and I _ _ got in my car to go for a [C] morning drive. _ _ _ _
_ _ As I was [G] driving down Main Street, _ _ _ there was my best [C] friend and my wife in front of me.
And as I was driving behind her, [G] we pulled into the Holiday Inn, _ _ went around and popped in [C] the backyard of the hotel.
_ _ _ Got out and went _ [G] inside, picked up a key, _ _ went down the hall to a [C] lonesome room.
_ You know what I did? _
Went around [G] to the window, _ _ _ _ _ got down on my knees [C] where I could peep in and see.
And as I was looking in, _ I saw my wife [G] took off that lovely dress I bought her last week.
_ Then she reached down [C] and took off those _ pantyhose. _
_ _ A pain hit me in [G] my heart, _ _ tears came in my eyes.
All I [C] could do _ was stand there and cry. _ _
Peepin' [G] through the window, _
_ [Am] _ [G] _ _ oh Lord, [C] I was _ _ _ _ peepin'. _ _ _
Peepin' through [G] the window, _ _ _ _ oh _ Lord, I [C] was _ _ _ _ _ _ peepin'. _
_ Peepin' through [G] the _ _ blinds.
About that time, _ a policeman walked [C] up and tapped me on the shoulder.
He said, son, I'm going to lock you up.
I said, why?
He said, [G] you're peepin', Tom.
I said, no sir.
Come here, officer.
Take a [C] look through the window.
_ _ _ _ Come on, tell me [G] what you see.
He peeped in and he looked at me and he said, _ is that your [C] wife?
I said, yes sir.
_ _ He said, you got troubles in [G] your home.
I said, uh-uh. _
Oh, the troubles [C] I got tonight, mm-hmm, is right here in this hotel [G]
room.
_ About that time, I looked down at the policeman.
_ His thing [C] was hard _ and my thing was hard.
And we're standing [G]
side by side, hey, hey, _ _ children, [C] my.
_ _ _ _ We're standing there, _ peepin' [G] through the window, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ peepin' [C] through the _ _ _ _ blinds.
_ [G] _ [Am] Peepin' [G] through the window, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ peepin' through [C] the _ _ _ blinds. _
_ _ _ Peepin' [G] through the _ _ _ _ blinds.
_ _ _ [C] I said, I'm going home.
_ I went on home _ _ with tears [G] in my _ eyes.
And after I got there, _ a few minutes later, [C] my wife walked in.
She had a smile on her face _ like she never [G] had before.
_ And she looked at me and she told me, she says, _ oh, [C] I'm leaving, _ _ _ _ _ _ leaving [G] in the morning.
She walked in, _ _ _ _ told me she [C] was leaving. _ _ _
And all I wanted to know was [G] why.
_ _ What's wrong with me?
She looked at me and she said, I [C] don't want to hurt your feelings, _ but if you want to know, _ I'm going to tell [G] you now.
_ She looked at me and she said, Roy, _ _ oh, [C] Roy, listen to me.
_ _ _ I've got to tell you all [G] before I go.
She looked at me and she said, _ your thing is too [B] short.
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Ow!
_ _ Fell out on the floor.
_ _ I couldn't take it no more.
[C] I said, I know what I'm going to do.
_ In the morning, I'm going [G] down to see Dr.
John _ to get some pills to make this [C] thing grow. _ _
_ _ All I need is just a [G] few more inches _ and _ everything will be all [C] _ right. _
Got no spills, but you don't [G] know what I found _ when I looked [C] down. _ _ _ _
_ My thing was [G] still short.
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_ _ Deep into the window, _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] deep [Am] into the [C] _
_ _ blinds. _ _
_ Deep [G] into the window, [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
deep into [C] the _ _ _ _ blinds.
Oh, she don't know [G] I was creeping. _ _
_ _ She didn't know [Am]
[G] I [C] was creeping. _ _
I was standing _ on the [G] outside of the Holiday Inn _ _ and she was [Am] inside [G] with my [C] best friend, _ me and the policeman _ _ standing [G] there peeping. _ _ _ _
Oh, peeping [C] into the blinds. _ _ _ _
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