Chords for ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT | House Flipper Song!

[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ Oh dear love, you've got a red subscribe button.
Look, I can [Bm] fit you a grey one from the van for [F#m] 200 quid, or you can click [D] the button and do it yourself.
[F#m] Either way_
Oh, bloody hell. _ _
[Bm] _ [G#m] It's time [G] for living in your doorbell times.
[D#] Alright love?
Yeah, now I said I'd start at nine, but I had to grab a bath, [G#] call me in twenty-five.
Don't worry [C#] love, still [B] gonna charge me the time.
[E] Cos I'm a jack of all [F#] tradesmen, and your place is craving renovations.
Straight from the facias down into your basement.
Afraid your radiators need replacements, [Bm] greatest generator in an eighth mile radius.
Go shake my rank and swear they're outrageous, all their outrage is baseless.
I'm blameless, only three of my extensions ever came in.
You've got savings?
Oh, well I hope you do, cos it's an egg of a job to up-quote in you.
Look, [F#m] I know that you only want a coat of blue, but to be safe I'd better [Bm] run me mosey through.
I could do it in a flash, in a jiffy, in a job, but the trouble is love is coming up one o'clock.
So [F#m] I'll have a spy lunch, then a cup of denim off, when I come back tomorrow, see if [Bm] anything's stopped.
If I've got it in the van, that's grand.
If I haven't, then I've got to get a pass from [F#m] Japan.
They should be here in Jan, maybe June, in a year, maybe two, but I'll take the damn payment now.
[Bm] I tell you, I've got [D] five star reviews, and by that I [Bm] mean I have [F#m] five one-star reviews,
which is basically the same [G#] thing.
Don't [D] think about it.
Fair inspection, guaranteed, cash in hand and no [F#m] receipts, your dream home is barter-free,
as a fatter cup [Bm] of tea.
I can see a little room for improvement, [D] I can see a little room [F#m] for improvement.
Are you sure you want a glass translucent?
I [B] can see a [C#] little room for improvement.
[Bm] I've got one man overalls, sporting overalls, though I don't [C#m] recall the low-bearing walls,
so I suppose I ought to bulldoze them all, like a homie sort of [G#] disposable.
I [D] do wiring, grouting, I put your power shower in, that pipe [G#m] ain't leaking, [F#m] it's just a [C#] little fanny.
What do you mean that's not what a power shower [F#m] is?
The smell's right here, where the plugs are mounted.
[Bm] I'm the handyman with the plan, [D] to retire by cheating cash from your gran.
[F#m] You said you'd need to try a little machine.
That's right, I'm afraid I'll be ten grand.
If you want [Bm] to blend, I could lend a hand, got [D] a car full of samples, 12-bit band,
[F#m] and most of the lead-free cans are banned, though some colours are still cast in a jan.
We [Bm] got XL Bass, [D] A Crusade, Hester, Innocent, the Mia, [F#m] Peppermint, Raid,
Indigo, Dingo, Elephant, Plague, Hot Dog, Embargo, and Lemon Man, Pape.
[Bm] Baby Blue, Nelly [D] Blue, Gravy Blue, Maybe Blue, Gravy Brew, Barbecue,
[F#m] Caribou, Cabaret Crew, Third Degree, Verdigris, Hurtle, Infirmary,
Furball and Curdle, and Furbital, Burgundy and Earl.
[Bm] [F#m] White?
Yeah, [D] you'd prefer white.
[F#m] OK, whatever, white's fine too.
Not hurt or anything.
It's a bit emotional.
[Bm] _ Satisfaction [D] guaranteed, cash in hand and no [F#m] receipt,
If your dream only started free as a pair of Trappan C,
[Bm] I can see a little room [D] for improvement, I can see a little room for [F#m] improvement,
He's mischievous and nice, but the quote don't include him.
I [Bm] can see a little room for improvement,
Naomi's where the art is, and that's true [D] enough I guess,
[F#m] Cos it seems like your garage is now in cardiac arrest,
Or [Bm] they stole some extra arches, but your bathroom's somewhat less,
[F#m] I'm afraid to say a barf is firmly on the bonnet,
[D] I'm a stone cold spiller, pro-roach killer,
I'm a fixture of pitting in a kitchen [F#m] in your villa,
I'm a teacup, good, you're the little refill,
And I don't suppose you'd want to risk [Bm] it, do ya?
I'm no clever boss, and bet you know I'm never stopping,
I can stick a perpartition quicker than you [F#m] thought,
I'm no good, I'm impositive, my spirits never lie,
And it's over, Neil, when I got a new side, you get pressured, what's [Bm] your name?
Satisfaction guaranteed, [D] cash in hand and no [F#m] receipt,
If your dream only started free as a pair of [Bm] Trappan C,
I can see a little room [D] for improvement, I can see a little room [F#m] for improvement,
You really just don't appreciate the frivolous [Bm] movement,
I can see a little room for improvement, I can see a little room [D] for improvement,
I can see a little room for improvement, [F#m] Regulations, nah, never use them,
[Bm] I can see a little room for improvement, _ _ _ _ _
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[F#m] And if you really liked it, how's about you check the Patreon,
Or my mates over at FanFive, I'll do [F#] you a nifty t [Bm]-shirt or mug or something with me face on it,
[D] Anyway, I must dash, I got a [F#m] load of windows to clean,
And I can't find my hammers anywhere,
Oh, the biscuit wouldn't go [N] amiss! _