Chords for Role Model

Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home.
You can be just like me. _ _ _ _ _
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Mic check, one, two.
We record?
I'm cancerous.
When I dance, you wouldn't want to answer this if you responded back with a battle rap
you wrote for cannabis.
I'll strangle you to death and I'll choke you again.
And break [Db] your fucking legs [Bb] and your bones, poke you in the skin.
[Bbm] You beef with me, I'ma even the score equally.
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
I get blunted off a funny home grown, cause when I [Db] smoke out, I hit the [Bb] trees harder than Sonny Porno.
[Bbm] So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the president does.
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert.
[Db] I ripped her [Bb] fucking tonsils out and fed a surfer.
[Bbm] My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge.
Grab vanilla ice and ripped out his blonde dreads.
Every girl I ever went out with is born next.
[Db] Follow me and you [Bb] exactly what the song says.
Smoke [Bbm] weed, take pills, drop out of school, [Gb] kill people and drink.
Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal.
So I'm [Db] dumb enough to [Bb] ask for a date with Lauryn Hill.
Some [Bbm] people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill.
Cause I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill.
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mix.
How the [Db] fuck can I be [Bb] white?
I don't even exist.
I [Db] get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose, [Bb] and dig myself a bout
of my grave.
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
[Db] And this is how [Bb] I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
[Bbm] Now follow me and do exactly what you see.
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I slap women and eat swans and O.D.
Now [Db] don't you wanna [Bb] grow up to be just like me?
[Bbm] Me and Marcus Malone went over to see Nicole.
When he heard a knock at the door, it must have been Ron Gold.
Jump behind the door, put the orgy on hold.
Killed [Db] them both and [Bb] smeared blood on a white Bronco.
[Bbm] My mind won't work if my spine don't serve.
I slap Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt.
I'm not a player, just an L rhyme saying that I spray [Db] a aerosol [Bbm] can up with the ozone layer.
My rap's out of form, I'm running out the morgue.
With your dead grandmother's corpse, just throw it on your porch.
Jumped in [Fm] a stinking old cartoon with a [Db] cacorn.
And beat a foghorn [Bb] leghorn with an [Bbm] acorn.
I'm about to storm in a storm and bake with a formative trait.
It's a premature birth, it was four minutes late.
Mother, are you there?
I love you.
[Db] I never meant to hit you [Bb] over the head with that shovel.
[Bbm] Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein?
With a [Bb] chainsaw and I'm in pain.
I [Bbm] take a breather inside.
Either I'm high or I'm nuts.
You ain't tilting this broom, neither am I.
So when you see your mom with a thermometer that's sharper than a rasp,
it probably is [Bb] obvious I got it on with her.
Cause when I drop this solo shit, it's over with.
[Db] I bought cage tape, [Bb] opened it, and ducked over [Bbm] it.
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID.
Don't you wanna grow up [Bb] to be just like me?
I've been with [Bbm] 10 women who got HIV.
[Db] Now don't you wanna grow up [Bb] to be just like me?
I've got dinner awards and it burns [Bbm] when I pee.
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I'll tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree.
[Db] You probably wanna grow up [Bb] to be just like [Bbm] me.
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