Chords for Roland Rat Superstar - Rat Rapping

_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] _
Come on kid, [G] let's get down to some real rap rapids!
Yeehee!
_ What are [E] you talking about, Rog? _
Stretching, kid.
[G] _ What, records, Rog?
[C]
No, fleas, Kevin.
Fleas!
Rap rapids! _
[Em] Yeehee!
It's all the rage, [A] Kev!
Yeehee!
First you [Em] find a flea, preferably under the armpit,
then [A] place it, kid, round your shoulder blade, [Bm] and stretch!
_ _ [E] _ Yeehee!
[Bm] Stretch!
_ _ _ [E] _ Yeehee!
[Em] Right, first you find the flea.
[A] You got it, kid.
I've got a problem, [Em] Roland, I can't find one.
Don't be [A] stupid, Kevin, you're riddled with them.
Am I, [Em] Roland?
Course you are, don't question me.
[A] I'm a superstar par excellence,
[Em] heavy on style, I'm your main man.
[A] So come on, kid, find another one, eh?
[Bm] Stretch!
_ _ [E] _ Yeehee! _
[Bm] Stretch!
_ _ [E] _ Yeehee! _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ Yeehee! _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] Yeehee! _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kevin,
[D] rats are wonderful, [G] rats are marvellous.
Mouse, it's faint at [E] my feet,
the world is my oyster.
Why?
Because I'm full of showbiz glamour, aren't I?
The world's [G] first rodent superstar, [Em] yeehee!
Lots of talk and lots of action,
[A] Roland Rats are main attraction.
We're the penthouse suite, swimming [A] pool,
pretty young guinea pigs [Em] playing it.
Call Rolls Royce, he's got caviar.
[A] I told you once I'm a superstar,
[Em] la-dee-da, la-dee-dee.
[A] I'm a megastar, don't question me.
[Bm] Want a showbill?
Do that.
Limousine, [E] live a life of luxury.
That's my tool, [Bm] carry credit cards, diamond rings.
[E] These are a few of my [Bm] _ _
flavours.
[E] You've made me laugh, Kevin, haven't [Bm] you?
I just thought you [E] were getting a little carried away, Roland.
[Bm] _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[E] _ I'm sorry, [Bm] Kevin, I went over the top a little,
[E] I have to admit.
It's just the pressure of being [Bm] a superstar, Kevin.
I know, [E] Roland, you are wonderful.
[Bm] Yeah, but where were [E] we?
Oh, yeah, shh, shh, shh.
[Bm] Fingers in the purl, let's find that [E] P.
Take it on down right to the [Bm] knees,
run it around until you [E] shit-lo-pate the itch,
and then you [Bm] scratch it.
Er, Roland, I think [E] I'm flee-less.
Yeah, well, [Bm] you'd wish me, wouldn't you?
I'm covered in them.
[E] Hang on, I found another one, Kevin.
That's great, [Bm] Kevin. _ _ _
[E] _ _ Yeah, stretch. Yeah, stretch. _ _
[E] Yeah, _ [Bm] stretch. _ _ _
[E] Yeah, _ [Bm] stretch. _ _ _
[E] Yeah, _ _ [Bm] you've got it right place now, Kevin.
[E] _ Lovely.
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _
Yeah, _ stretch. _ _