Chords for Rockin' Sidney - Jalapeno Lena / My Toot Toot

_ _ Here's _ a bandstand full of foot stomping, hand clapping, [C] Cajun entertainment [F] from down [G] Louisiana way.
Here's Rockin' Sidney.
[D] _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ Has anybody seen, _ _ Jalapeno Lena?
[G] Has anybody [C] seen her, _ _ Jalapeno Lena?
_ She's a [D] high stepper, _ [C]
she's [G] a hot stepper.
You know late last night, she got uptight.
[G] We [C] almost had a fight, now she's out [G] of sight.
Has [D] anybody seen her, [C] _ [G] Jalapeno Lena? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [F#] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ Has anybody seen, _ _ Jalapeno Lena?
_ Has anybody seen her, _ [F] Jalapeno [G] Lena? _
She's a [D] high stepper, _ [C] she's a [G] hot stepper.
You know late last night, she got uptight.
We almost had [C] a fight, now she's out [G] of sight. _
You [D] can't believe, _ [C] _ Jalapeno Lena, they don't show. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _
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_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E]
Really enjoyed being here with you tonight.
We're going to close it with one big song.
[B] And we want to thank each and every one of you all for making this a big hit.
Everybody who bought the record, and everybody who's going to buy tomorrow. _
_ _ My Tutu! _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _
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_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
Don't mess with my tutu.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Now you're going to [D] have the other woman.
Don't you mess [G] with my tutu.
When she was born, he was a boy too.
The doctor snapped her behind, _ said you're going [D] to be special.
You sweet [G] little tutu. _
_ _ _ _ Don't mess with my tutu.
Now you're going to have the [D] other woman.
But don't you mess with [G] my tutu.
Hey, boss, stop! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
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_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
Don't mess with my tutu.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Now you're going to have the [D] other woman.
But don't you mess with [G] my tutu.
Now you can look as much, but if you use much as touch,
you're going to have your [D] lover gaze.
I bought a brick in your [G] face. _
Don't mess with my tutu.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Now you're going to have the [D] other woman.
But don't you mess with [G] my tutu.
Hey, boss, stop! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] Hey, boss, stop!
_ _ _ That means don't do that. _
_ [D] Don't mess with my tutu.
_ [G] Hey, boss, stop! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] Hey, boss, stop!
Don't mess with my tutu.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Now you're going to have the [D] other woman.
But don't you mess with [G] my tutu.
She was born in a white suit.
The doctor slapped her behind. _
Said you're going to [D] be special.
You're sweet with [G] tutus.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Now you're going to have the [D] other woman.
But don't you mess with [G] my tutu.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Now you're going to have [D] the other woman.
But don't mess [G] with my tutu.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Don't mess with my tutu.
Now you're going to [D] have the other woman.
But don't you [G] mess with my tutu.
While Rockin' Sidney is singing about his tutu,
and Sidney Jr.
is spanking his,
we'll take a short break,
then return [F] with Len Anderson right after this.
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