Television Chords by Robyn Hitchcock

_ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Bing-a-bong-a-bing [C#]-bong, _ _ bing-bong _ _ _ _ _
Bing-a-bong-a-bing-bong, _ _ bing-bong _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Television, _ _ say you love me _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Television, _ _ [F#] say you [B] _ care _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Loneliness _ [F#] is my profession
_ _ Show _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] me those who are not [B] _ there _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Television, [F#] _ murmur [B] to me _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Deep inside _ [F#] my room [B] tonight
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C#] You're the _ [F#] devil's _ fishbowl, [B] honey
_ I _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
undress [F#] before your [B] _ lie _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] Your _ _ _ lie, [C#] _ _ _
ah [B]-ah-ah _ _ _ _
_ _ Your [F#] _ _ lie, _ [C#] _ _ _ ah [B]-ah _ -ah _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ Television, _ [F#]
open [B] to me _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ My [C#] _ remote _ [F#] is in [B] my _ hand
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C#]
I condemn _ [F#] you to a [B] red light _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] Honey, try [F#] to _ [B] _ understand _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#] I'm _ _ _ [C#] there, _ _ _ [B] ah-ah _ _ -ah _ _ _ _
[Bm] So _ [F#] there, _ _ [C#] _
_ _ ah-ah [B] _ -ah _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] Bing-a-bong-a-bing _ [C#]-bong, _ [B] bing-bong
Bing _ _ _ [F#]-a-bong-a-bing-bong, _ _ [B] bing _ -bong
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
Television, _ _ [F#] I'm so [B]
sorry _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C#] If I turned you off [B] back there
_ I'm _
_ _ _ _ [C#] so small [F#] in your _ [B] dimension _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] My kid will look like you, I [B] swear
_ _ I _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ swear, _ [C#] _
ah _ _ [B]-ah _ -ah
_ _ _ _ Oh, [F#] I _ _ _ swear, [C#] _ _ _
ah [B]-ah _ _ [B]-ah _ _
_ _ Bing-a [F#]-bong-a-bing [C#]-bong, _ [B] bing-bong _ _ _
_ [F#] _ Bing-a-bong-a-bing [C#]-bong, _ _ bing-bong _ _ _
_ _ [F#] Bing-a-bong-a-bing [C#]-bong, _
_ [B] bing-bong _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ Sing _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ [B] through _ me
_ _ Sing _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ [B] through _ _ me
[F#] _ _ Sing _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
_ [B] through _ _ me _
_ Sing _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ through [B] _ _ me
_ Sing _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ [B] through _ _ _ me
_ _ Sing [F#] _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
_ [B] through _ me _ _
Sing _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ [F#] through _ me
_ [B] _ Sing _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] through _ _ _ me _ _ _ _ _ _